poor Xiaomi

https://twitter.com/TheGayPharoah/status/768963231197134848

Okay so

I ordered it...

August 13th.

So nah, it's been nearly two weeks.

two weeks is like the fastest you get

with free shipping

I mean, it arrived before her trap socks.

which I ordered long after a Jinhao, a flashlight and a couple of other things.

[which haven't arrived]

@Tendril

Yeah I know

Is Semen Demon really your gf?

It was on a tox call

and yes

She's the one waiting on the konata cosplay

>introducing your gf to chink shit

I regret nothing

So

Is she a semen demon?

Sure is

:^)

(^:

a jizm chasm

mayonnaise maiden

etc

How much baby batter does she consume weekly?

a real cum connoisseur

Multiple liters I would imagine.

quite the mattress actress

icing ingestor

sauce swallower

Guys

Gals*

Guys I need advice.

hi what is it

avocados*

So everytime my friends needs to "borrow" my phone he fucking downloads some shitty game.

don't let him borrow it

done