too late

D:

Did you buy him at the pet store?.......

Is your.... Is your boyfriend a dog?

No he tried to sell me an over priced parrot

Ah yes

Then we joked about how we could have shared custody of it

having pets is homo

The classic pickup

And now we want babies

The old “selling her an overpriced parrot” routine

Classic

dogs>

Can’t believe I fell for it again!

My parrot has a bigger vocabulary than the average Ethiopian

We’re still getting a dog tho

Golden retriever when we move

Get a yellow lab

Big dogs eat a lot

The goodest of boyes

As long as it’s not a pit bull I don’t care

i think the shitlibs defense of pitbulls is hilarious

“They’re just misunderstood!”

They like defending things that hurt innocent people

its so apolitical at its core but their cognitive dissonance extends to animals evidently

Really it’s like their modus operandi

I just like the fact that they’re either admitting pitbulls are aggressive or a large majority of pit bull owners are just crappy people lol

Pitmommies 4 Lyfe

“Did I rescue her or did she rescue me?” 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Okay sorry I’m being edgy tonight

Black pilled currently

Don’t be

Let me send you a Nick vid hold on

Fuentes?

Once I get out of this factory I’m going to be 200% happier

I just hate how I have to hear everything I’m against normalized

Constantly

“My daughter has a white baby and a mixed baby! I hope her next baby is Asian !”

Imagine hearing that and it’s not ironic

https://twitter.com/nationalisttv/status/1090127841142939648?s=21

And they always tell me “you can’t leave the factory there’s no jobs!” When a large majority of my family is entrepreneurs. I do not belong there or anywhere like there.