Message from @porco

Discord ID: 232910265262407680


2016-10-04 16:46:14 UTC  

Does it come with a rope strong enough to hold my overweight body?

2016-10-04 16:46:17 UTC  
2016-10-04 16:47:14 UTC  

zambz is a discord collector

2016-10-04 16:47:21 UTC  

he goes through all boards collecting weird discords

2016-10-04 16:49:50 UTC  

cool dude

2016-10-04 16:50:06 UTC  

I have 16 servers

2016-10-04 16:51:54 UTC  

any good chinese cartoons to watch on my commute?

2016-10-04 16:52:01 UTC  

no

2016-10-04 16:52:09 UTC  

k

2016-10-04 16:52:16 UTC  

kkk

2016-10-04 16:52:21 UTC  

the last witch was good

2016-10-04 16:52:25 UTC  

>going full chinaboo

2016-10-04 16:52:26 UTC  

hmm

2016-10-04 16:56:26 UTC  

>not being Taiwanboo

2016-10-04 16:57:08 UTC  

My life will never be the same after alibaba, I swear

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/232908982530867200/have_you_ever_had_a_dream.png

2016-10-04 16:58:03 UTC  

c u c k e d

2016-10-04 16:59:00 UTC  

Cucked by the magic nfc smart magic ring

2016-10-04 16:59:02 UTC  

again

2016-10-04 16:59:17 UTC  

I wonder if they're marketable

2016-10-04 16:59:47 UTC  

Apparently yes

2016-10-04 17:02:14 UTC  

You should all take a moment to appreciate Taiwan

2016-10-04 17:02:25 UTC  

Why tho

2016-10-04 17:02:58 UTC  

Because Taiwan #1

2016-10-04 17:03:42 UTC  

>fly to Taiwan to meet girlfriend's parents for the first time
>bring them a bottle of wine as a gift
>they try a bit
>they put sugar inside

2016-10-04 17:03:51 UTC  

Or

2016-10-04 17:04:27 UTC  

>be in Taiwan
>girlfriend's brother asks me to go out with him so he can pretend that we're business partners and get some girls

2016-10-04 17:06:01 UTC  

>February 2016
>be in Taiwan
>ride a motorbike
>earthquake
>fall down from bike
>earth quake over
>locals laugh at me
>building falls
>no-one laughs anymore

2016-10-04 17:06:12 UTC  

kek

2016-10-04 17:36:28 UTC  

PixLEL )))))))

2016-10-04 17:36:39 UTC  

🔥

2016-10-04 17:37:07 UTC  

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2016-10-04 17:38:07 UTC  

<:chaika:232792149874311168> 🔫

2016-10-04 17:38:12 UTC  

we have custom emotes??

2016-10-04 17:38:17 UTC  

I like to use russian ones ))))

2016-10-04 17:38:30 UTC  

yeh we do

2016-10-04 17:38:32 UTC  

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2016-10-04 17:38:52 UTC  

<:mitufaq:230980891965390848> god

2016-10-04 17:39:45 UTC  

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2016-10-04 17:40:13 UTC  

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2016-10-04 17:40:28 UTC  

purpleCx

2016-10-04 18:04:32 UTC  

my chinkshit xbox 360 wireless pc reciever was broked with win10