Hey fags. Former /g/uru and current /biz/nessman here. Got a fierce interest in chinkshit today. (Mostly for wholesale opportunities). Rate my favorite beer

Yeah I've been prowling Alibaba for hours

Found a couple products that have crazy profit margins but I'm trying to find a niche

Are you giving me the lurkmoar right now

Because it seems like you're giving me the lurkmoar

Yeah. . well. . . I'm here. Looking to advance my knowledge of chinkshit so that it can be bridged with /biz/ for maximum shekels.

You can be rude and stuff, that's ok.

>Trying this hard

I've been in 4chan discords before young nigga

Whats the xiaomi pen

Neat

I cherish these conversations

I appreciate the qualitative input

Got a pic or a link?

Word

>Hard to get off

😉

She's sleek though, and the lines are clean

I got this non chink laptop for 180 refurbished and it's a fucking dream

It's some HP business class model

HDD is small but fast, so it's quick on boot and others

Onboard graphics dedicated memory is like 256kb, but it's got all the balls to make up for it

I couldn't pass it up

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ya that middle bit is for phones

Flips up

It looks so fucking unwieldy though

Like, worse than original xboxhueg xbox

Jesus christ I wish I could filter the USB cables from alibaba electronics section

Everything is a fucking USB cable

Idk fuckin 60% of the headphones are bluetooth on there, which idk if I trust

ayyyyyyy

>spazracing

lel

I wanna sell chink USB cables for butthole

Oh fuck yeah

Bitches are always losing their lightning cables

Swear to god

>going full chinaboo

My life will never be the same after alibaba, I swear

Cucked by the magic nfc smart magic ring

again

I wonder if they're marketable

Apparently yes

Why tho

kek

<:clickingthatshit:232919726307803137>

Microsoft is going the way of Apple and I don't like it

So is Android

Why can't anything stay gold

Soylent green is people

I have Czechoslovakian ushanka hat

Is good and tough

uuuuuuu

I'll post a pic when I'm home if I think of it

Idk where my Hammer and Sickle pin for it went though 😦

I actually have two soviet pins somewhere. I think they're at my parents house

Theyre gorgeous

That one you'll probably have to wait a few weeks for since they're 3 hrs away lol

I'll hook it up. Should grab some pics of my German snow poncho and Swedish ghillie suit while I'm there too

Minnesota

You?

What haha

Haaaaaaaaa

You're probably the first person I've met on discord that understands the Frozen Wasteland life

Nor is it here

I think we've hit 0 celsius already

Minnesota is extremely Norwegian, probably because of similarity in climate when it was being settled. We've got a bunch of sister-cities with Norway here

us and North Dakota

Haha that's cool!

I'd imagine having Norwegians to MN to do stereotypical Minnesota things wouldn't be that exciting because it'd be Ice Fishing, regular fishing, hunting, snowmobile riding- which I imagine are fairly common in rural Norway

Does /csg/ know about Ashens on youtube? He reviews dumb chinkshit

Mostly useless toys, but he has a couple electronics on there

Just dumb bootleg shit in general I guess. He's a cheeky brit though so it's fairly entertaining

heh

I trolled an Indian microsoft scam company until they told me to defenestrate myself and hung up one time

They passed the phone around between like 4 people trying to get me to bite

They're persistent bastards, I'll give em that. I told them that I fix computers and know exactly what the fuck they're doing, they're like "NO, you have viruses"

I thought about getting an RGB strip. What'd you get

Dope! That's what I was lookin at basically

Should epoxy some onto my laptop

Cr1t gets my cl1t l1t

@Deleted User Are you actual pajeet?

I just got back in the discord

Are you Hindu?

Ah

I'm a convert. I was curious what the cultural stigma is toward converts since I've been nearly completely isolated from the community aside from Diwali

I just found a /g/ as fuck song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7dKJzyh9MA

LOL it's loud B careful

The title of it is fuckin retarded because no language uses that syntax

Excerpt from Neuromancer is fukkin tight tho

Yoooo that's what brought me here

Been trying to find a niche

WHat are you selling'?

I've found some things with crazy profit margins but I'm waiting to pull the trigger until I find things that I am more passionate about

It's a passive income once you find the right product

People buy it, you take a piece to the post office

Send an email

I never considered it before, but I've been playing stocks, and import has a higher profit margin if you find the right product

And it's less of a gamble