Message from @porco

Discord ID: 247671624193540096


2016-11-14 10:33:08 UTC  

peoehji or whatever it's called is harder to learn than the language itself

2016-11-14 10:33:18 UTC  

most confusing romanisation system ever

2016-11-14 10:33:48 UTC  

The next problem with learning Hokkien is that speakers pretend to understand you even if they don't

2016-11-14 10:33:52 UTC  

Never figured out why

2016-11-14 10:34:43 UTC  

its rude to ask "excuse me what the fuck did you say about my dead poodle?" maybe

2016-11-14 10:34:52 UTC  

or some sort of similar cultural thing

2016-11-14 10:35:15 UTC  

Yes but if I say "your dead poodle is a retarded piece of shit" you don't answer "yes yes sure"

2016-11-14 10:35:19 UTC  

probably because they're too fascinated about a westerner speaking it

2016-11-14 10:35:25 UTC  

"no not the poodle .. the noodle bar"

2016-11-14 10:35:51 UTC  

in Asia, they treat you like a god if you're white and speak their language, however badly

2016-11-14 10:36:05 UTC  

people believe if kids have to pee, they cant hold it, they must go exactly where they are standing immediately

2016-11-14 10:36:06 UTC  

@kaetaa delete this pls

2016-11-14 10:36:09 UTC  

I'm at work

2016-11-14 10:36:12 UTC  

delet this

2016-11-14 10:36:29 UTC  

done did

2016-11-14 10:36:47 UTC  

why are you in a chatroom at work?

2016-11-14 10:36:49 UTC  

thx 朋友

2016-11-14 10:36:53 UTC  

why not?

2016-11-14 10:36:55 UTC  

Did you really just post that lmao

2016-11-14 10:36:58 UTC  

Brb class

2016-11-14 10:38:36 UTC  

@kaetaa I don't get paid enough to close /csg/ during working time

2016-11-14 10:38:50 UTC  

^

2016-11-14 10:44:57 UTC  

anyway work at home today

2016-11-14 10:45:07 UTC  

i bought a 128gb and 64gb microsd chink cards yesterday for 55rmb and 45rmb. excited to see how they play out

2016-11-14 10:45:11 UTC  

a lot of good chink reviews

2016-11-14 10:45:15 UTC  

i have the day off today

2016-11-14 10:46:11 UTC  

also bought a himouto figure that i saw in japan 6 months ago for $50, got it on taobao for like $7. (I suspect its a fake, but damn does it look exact)

2016-11-14 10:46:14 UTC  

do they have sharks on it?

2016-11-14 10:46:18 UTC  

nah

2016-11-14 10:46:24 UTC  

/bin

2016-11-14 10:46:51 UTC  

its this one. had the most purchases and good review on taobao (of chink brands)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/247673698918596608/Capture.PNG

2016-11-14 10:47:09 UTC  

most chinks just buy foreign brands for this stuff, they dont trust chink brands

2016-11-14 10:47:42 UTC  

but for the sake of atleast reviewing it for csg, it wont be a waste

2016-11-14 11:00:30 UTC  

Welcome <@247677132682035200>!

2016-11-14 11:02:22 UTC  

we should buy chinkshit, rebrand it, and then sell it in china as superior whiteyshit

2016-11-14 11:03:03 UTC  

As a chink, this is racist

2016-11-14 11:04:04 UTC  

It would be like selling coffee to Colombians

2016-11-14 11:04:06 UTC  

or coke

2016-11-14 11:04:32 UTC  
2016-11-14 11:04:36 UTC  

they really like name brand shit, so unless its a known brand, being foreign isnt enough

2016-11-14 11:05:22 UTC  

what's a cheap brand these days we could crowdfund? nokia?