wholesome

>takes her to snowy mountain
>ties her
>leaves her there so he can come back when he wants a snack
>never goes bad because of natural cold

That's a great idea, thanks for sharing it with us!

tbh I still didn't know why I went with museum

now all I can remember is that shitty league character's catchphrase

On the mountain we had the following conversation
her: "I've never experienced that before but I'm a little disappointed. I expected it to be all more romantic from my imagination. Instead it's just cold and uncomfortable"
me: "that's not the last time you'll say this sentence to me"
her: "what?"
me: "what?"

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based autist

And the glacier clapped

"are you doing anything this weekend"

"yeah you"

"....."

"yeah, you?"

kek

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My first date was seeing a Jim Carrey movie with gf

it was awful

Sounds like it was

Not because of Jim Carrey

!answer when did the movie "Yes Man" release

But because she had to go with you

how difficult is it to make gnocchi

i think gnocchi are cute

Gnocchi looks like little dog turds

It's easy af, but don't spare on the potatoes

If your dog's turds look that yellow, then you need to get them checked

is your dog asian

serving gnocchi would be peak kino

a true testament of autism

@SenPyro I taste test each and every one

Are we still talking about gnocchi?

imagine

No.

Who here /craftfag

I've only had a Sour Apple sip today

I'm limiting my sipping to one a day as part of my diet

The headaches are extraordinary

...you get headaches from sip?

I usually have 3-4 <:boomer:480046032546168863> a day