that $30 of supermarket reject is also 30 POUNDS of it

real lardass hours

at least you can compost it

It's all fruits and veggies

unironically

ooh, what kind

Asparagus, Apples, Tomatos, Mangos...

Brocolli

you can juice the apples and mangoes, puree the tomatoes

not sure what you can do with the brocoli or asparagus though

maybe make vegetable croquettes? doesn't seem very appetizing...

@Deleted User where did you go on your first date?

The Red Light District

I spontaneously drove her to a snowy mountain because she said she has never seen snow in her life

And I used to live about 45 min away from a glacier back then

So I took her there

wholesome

>takes her to snowy mountain
>ties her
>leaves her there so he can come back when he wants a snack
>never goes bad because of natural cold

That's a great idea, thanks for sharing it with us!

tbh I still didn't know why I went with museum

now all I can remember is that shitty league character's catchphrase

On the mountain we had the following conversation
her: "I've never experienced that before but I'm a little disappointed. I expected it to be all more romantic from my imagination. Instead it's just cold and uncomfortable"
me: "that's not the last time you'll say this sentence to me"
her: "what?"
me: "what?"

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based autist

And the glacier clapped

"are you doing anything this weekend"

"yeah you"

"....."

"yeah, you?"

kek

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My first date was seeing a Jim Carrey movie with gf

it was awful

Sounds like it was

Not because of Jim Carrey

!answer when did the movie "Yes Man" release

But because she had to go with you

how difficult is it to make gnocchi

i think gnocchi are cute

Gnocchi looks like little dog turds