Message from @Matthew

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2019-04-28 03:33:10 UTC  

The strawberry flavor is added to the ice cream, it isn't MADE of strawberries, you...

2019-04-28 03:33:13 UTC  

Fuck you, John.

2019-04-28 03:33:24 UTC  

you

2019-04-28 03:33:25 UTC  

you

2019-04-28 03:33:28 UTC  

DOUBLENIGGER

2019-04-28 03:33:46 UTC  

nigger ^ 2

2019-04-28 03:35:51 UTC  

Anyway, how come garter holsters have the grip pointing up when it would make more sense pointing down

2019-04-28 03:35:54 UTC  

Oh wait

2019-04-28 03:36:03 UTC  

It would be pointing at you the whole time then

2019-04-28 03:36:28 UTC  

John, sweaty, I think it might be time for you to go to bed.

2019-04-28 03:36:47 UTC  

sweaty?

2019-04-28 03:37:48 UTC  

i get sweaty if i drink too much

2019-04-28 03:38:09 UTC  

John gets sweaty if he DOESN'T drink.

2019-04-28 03:38:29 UTC  

john you gotta cut down

2019-04-28 03:39:11 UTC  

alcohoics have a hard time getting accepted on the liver recpeient list

2019-04-28 03:39:32 UTC  

That's why I'll go to China and buy one

2019-04-28 03:39:41 UTC  

>buying a chink liver

2019-04-28 03:39:44 UTC  

dear friend

2019-04-28 03:39:47 UTC  

Then eat it to gain it's power

2019-04-28 03:39:51 UTC  

>buying a chink liver

2019-04-28 03:39:53 UTC  

Dear

2019-04-28 03:39:56 UTC  

Wow

2019-04-28 03:40:09 UTC  

eat matthews ass to get the power of shitposting

2019-04-28 03:40:27 UTC  

His powers are weak

2019-04-28 03:40:40 UTC  

Potion drinker, cease these games.

2019-04-28 03:41:07 UTC  

Can't even initiate and keep up an argument about frozen desserts.

2019-04-28 03:42:06 UTC  

Hey would sweetened frozen cheese count as ice cream it is frozen, has sugar and milkfat

2019-04-28 03:43:17 UTC  

@Deleted User no, it would be sweetened and frozen cheese.

2019-04-28 03:43:33 UTC  

You are really, really bad at this.

2019-04-28 03:44:13 UTC  

I just wanted to share a parmesan ice cream recipe so my friends can savor the flavors and aromas of the 18th century.

2019-04-28 03:44:32 UTC  

Well, your friends aren't here, fag.

2019-04-28 03:44:50 UTC  

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2019-04-28 03:47:03 UTC  

fuck

2019-04-28 03:47:05 UTC  

That's a good one.

2019-04-28 03:47:11 UTC  

thats my favorite courage episode

2019-04-28 03:48:27 UTC  

The Katz theme is good, too.

2019-04-28 03:48:33 UTC  

I liked the one with the squids

2019-04-28 03:48:48 UTC  
2019-04-28 03:49:03 UTC  

i need to rewatch courage, its been like 10 years