he is doing it on purpose i swear

You boys and your Nintendos.

Just be in bed by 9

Is this the power of sober John?

only if you join us john

no homo

I'm not sober tho.

😉 we know.

well in that case

no

don't wanna take advantage of a drunk person

a sober man wouldnt be able to argue that an apple and an orange are the same thing for so long

Contrarian piece of shit.

And yet somehow strawberry ice cream is ice cream

The strawberry flavor is added to the ice cream, it isn't MADE of strawberries, you...

Fuck you, John.

you

you

DOUBLENIGGER

nigger ^ 2

Anyway, how come garter holsters have the grip pointing up when it would make more sense pointing down

Oh wait

It would be pointing at you the whole time then

John, sweaty, I think it might be time for you to go to bed.

sweaty?

i get sweaty if i drink too much

John gets sweaty if he DOESN'T drink.

john you gotta cut down

alcohoics have a hard time getting accepted on the liver recpeient list

That's why I'll go to China and buy one

>buying a chink liver

dear friend

Then eat it to gain it's power

>buying a chink liver

Dear

Wow

eat matthews ass to get the power of shitposting

His powers are weak

Potion drinker, cease these games.

Can't even initiate and keep up an argument about frozen desserts.

Hey would sweetened frozen cheese count as ice cream it is frozen, has sugar and milkfat