Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 576971282076401704


2019-05-12 03:13:27 UTC  

No shit, that's the joke

2019-05-12 03:13:28 UTC  

my mouth says otherwise

2019-05-12 03:13:37 UTC  

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2019-05-12 03:13:44 UTC  

He's not joking, John, he's just actually retarded.

2019-05-12 03:14:00 UTC  

if something tastes better

2019-05-12 03:14:07 UTC  

I want to say hello to the birds of Belgium, they are singing a sweet song and telling kimchi he is a worthless person

2019-05-12 03:14:18 UTC  

don't talk shit if you haven't tried it

2019-05-12 03:14:49 UTC  

I'm talking about chips after you've opened the bag already

2019-05-12 03:15:28 UTC  

Am I mistaken, or did Pringles used to sell potato chips that had been dipped in chocolate?

2019-05-12 03:15:42 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2019-05-12 03:15:43 UTC  

Some 'people' used to

2019-05-12 03:16:02 UTC  

Their categorization as human was corrected and they no longer

2019-05-12 03:16:43 UTC  

Lays had some really bad flavors as well yuck

2019-05-12 03:16:57 UTC  

Weird.

2019-05-12 03:17:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/576971123493830722/ristorantedolcealcioccolatopng.png

2019-05-12 03:17:40 UTC  

That is degenerate.

2019-05-12 03:17:45 UTC  

does this even classify as a pizza anymore?

2019-05-12 03:17:51 UTC  
2019-05-12 03:17:53 UTC  

Fuck you

2019-05-12 03:17:59 UTC  

But also, is that a Pizza still?

2019-05-12 03:18:19 UTC  

Pizza is a state of mind, really

2019-05-12 03:18:21 UTC  

it is in the shape of it but just seems like a big cookie

2019-05-12 03:18:47 UTC  

Damn it I already brushed my teeth

2019-05-12 03:18:58 UTC  

Craving a pineapple and anchovy pizza

2019-05-12 03:19:03 UTC  

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2019-05-12 03:19:15 UTC  

You won't trigger me tonight, John.

2019-05-12 03:19:17 UTC  

>fruit >topping >on a pizza

2019-05-12 03:19:30 UTC  

Huuuuh, always count on the idiot to take the bait.

2019-05-12 03:19:37 UTC  

I know it's bait

2019-05-12 03:19:51 UTC  

It's nit

2019-05-12 03:19:53 UTC  

anchovy is nice tho

2019-05-12 03:20:01 UTC  

good taste john!

2019-05-12 03:20:10 UTC  

Bell peppers are okay and so are sundries tomatoes but pineapples arent?

2019-05-12 03:20:24 UTC  

Hypocrites all of you

2019-05-12 03:21:07 UTC  

Do you like Olives on your pizza?

2019-05-12 03:21:35 UTC  

Not really

2019-05-12 03:23:01 UTC  

What about tomatoes

2019-05-12 03:23:04 UTC  

Sliced

2019-05-12 03:23:12 UTC  

Kind of pointless