Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 576970673323245578


2019-05-12 03:05:04 UTC  

who the fuck gives a shit

2019-05-12 03:05:06 UTC  

move out

2019-05-12 03:07:24 UTC  

Unless there wasa follow up with pics of the checked food it's bullshit

2019-05-12 03:10:12 UTC  

Would people really do that?

2019-05-12 03:10:30 UTC  

Go on the internet, and tell lies?

2019-05-12 03:10:46 UTC  

Wait, people don't put their chips in the fridge before consumption?

2019-05-12 03:12:32 UTC  

No, and you don't either.

2019-05-12 03:12:46 UTC  

>mom found the warm chip sock

2019-05-12 03:12:48 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-05-12 03:13:09 UTC  

they're much crispier if you keep em in the fridge

2019-05-12 03:13:15 UTC  

would recommend

2019-05-12 03:13:20 UTC  

Literally not how it works.

2019-05-12 03:13:27 UTC  

No shit, that's the joke

2019-05-12 03:13:28 UTC  

my mouth says otherwise

2019-05-12 03:13:37 UTC  

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2019-05-12 03:13:44 UTC  

He's not joking, John, he's just actually retarded.

2019-05-12 03:14:00 UTC  

if something tastes better

2019-05-12 03:14:07 UTC  

I want to say hello to the birds of Belgium, they are singing a sweet song and telling kimchi he is a worthless person

2019-05-12 03:14:18 UTC  

don't talk shit if you haven't tried it

2019-05-12 03:14:49 UTC  

I'm talking about chips after you've opened the bag already

2019-05-12 03:15:28 UTC  

Am I mistaken, or did Pringles used to sell potato chips that had been dipped in chocolate?

2019-05-12 03:15:42 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2019-05-12 03:15:43 UTC  

Some 'people' used to

2019-05-12 03:16:02 UTC  

Their categorization as human was corrected and they no longer

2019-05-12 03:16:43 UTC  

Lays had some really bad flavors as well yuck

2019-05-12 03:16:57 UTC  

Weird.

2019-05-12 03:17:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/576971123493830722/ristorantedolcealcioccolatopng.png

2019-05-12 03:17:40 UTC  

That is degenerate.

2019-05-12 03:17:45 UTC  

does this even classify as a pizza anymore?

2019-05-12 03:17:51 UTC  
2019-05-12 03:17:53 UTC  

Fuck you

2019-05-12 03:17:59 UTC  

But also, is that a Pizza still?

2019-05-12 03:18:19 UTC  

Pizza is a state of mind, really

2019-05-12 03:18:21 UTC  

it is in the shape of it but just seems like a big cookie

2019-05-12 03:18:47 UTC  

Damn it I already brushed my teeth

2019-05-12 03:18:58 UTC  

Craving a pineapple and anchovy pizza

2019-05-12 03:19:03 UTC  

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2019-05-12 03:19:15 UTC  

You won't trigger me tonight, John.

2019-05-12 03:19:17 UTC  

>fruit >topping >on a pizza