Get in good with a rich girl.

Or a guy? Still not sure if you're gay.

I'm straight. And yeah that would be the dream lmao

And just think, I did it all with *personality* ™

Big daddy Matt in there with the charm

John's face when

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...how do you *know* you're straight, @Pawp?

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Cuz I feel the freedom matt

Let me break you off, pawp. We'll see how you really feel.

A house with a basement would be so comfy. Tho. Realistically my dream house is one of those missle silo homes just modernized

Or a retrofited bunker

Shipping container-tier. Smh

Nah. If I was home I'd link that one missle silo home iv been watching for years

It was posted for like 2.5 million but has currently been dropped too $750k

The house ontop is comfy af

I'd wait for a summer sale, maybe get it at 75% off

THE CATS ARE BACK THIS TIME THEY DIE

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Wtf get help, john

John don't kill the cattos

@Deleted User this is what you sound like right now

I was just about to go to sleep and they started yowling

Stupid cunts have collars

Thier dipshit owner let's them out

Catch them. Put them in a carrier, and bring them to their owner

Say "every night, these fuckin cats come into my yard and loudly fuck each other. It's extremely disruptive and I will file a complaint the next time it happens. Thanks. "

And then burn their house down.

I don't know who the fuck thier owners are

...are the collars untagged?

I didn't see tags

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Also, You're not allowed to make fun of me for the cicada story anymore.

Because now you understand.

Not really

If they're collared but untagged, literally just shoot them and remove the collars. They're all breakaway anyway since cats get hung up on fences and trees all the time and choke themselves to death.

So you could reasonably say they weren't wearing collars when they were in your yard.

Unless you're scared.

THAT'S A DEMON. - Alex Jones