@Pawp I already have a home, I'm considering selling it.

Smart.

Over $100K in equity

Nice.

I wanna buy some property eventually.

Get in good with a rich girl.

Or a guy? Still not sure if you're gay.

I'm straight. And yeah that would be the dream lmao

And just think, I did it all with *personality* ™

Big daddy Matt in there with the charm

John's face when

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...how do you *know* you're straight, @Pawp?

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Cuz I feel the freedom matt

Let me break you off, pawp. We'll see how you really feel.

A house with a basement would be so comfy. Tho. Realistically my dream house is one of those missle silo homes just modernized

Or a retrofited bunker

Shipping container-tier. Smh

Nah. If I was home I'd link that one missle silo home iv been watching for years

It was posted for like 2.5 million but has currently been dropped too $750k

The house ontop is comfy af

I'd wait for a summer sale, maybe get it at 75% off

THE CATS ARE BACK THIS TIME THEY DIE

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Wtf get help, john

John don't kill the cattos

@Deleted User this is what you sound like right now

I was just about to go to sleep and they started yowling

Stupid cunts have collars

Thier dipshit owner let's them out

Catch them. Put them in a carrier, and bring them to their owner

Say "every night, these fuckin cats come into my yard and loudly fuck each other. It's extremely disruptive and I will file a complaint the next time it happens. Thanks. "

And then burn their house down.

I don't know who the fuck thier owners are

...are the collars untagged?

I didn't see tags

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Also, You're not allowed to make fun of me for the cicada story anymore.

Because now you understand.

Not really