I cook sausage literally every day, John.

No, that's the first step

then grill on coal for 30 seconds each side

to be fancy

Okay that's about it

but too lazy for that

I bet you're still S E E T H I N G about me mashing eggs through a strainer.

lol, did i hit it this quick

No really

I was sleep deprived and couldn't understand what the fuck you were saying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrjlErwZX9A

I thought you smashed whole eggs shells and all through a strainer with a potato masher

Do not watch that video.

and what would be wrong with that

It made me angry.

God that's fucking stupid

Fuck you matt

is that "how to prepare really ghrossly tasting eggs" tutorial

I warned you.

>cook it in a ladle! XD

Wait, what the fuck?

>make 20 things dirty just to get different shape that tastes the same

When and how did I subscribe to this person

You probably are slowly losing your mind

All of their videos are sonic fanfic...

>that cloud egg shit

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SEETHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlwYpdoNIwY

WHY AM I SUBBED TOT HIS

What

WHEN AND HOW

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Feckin audio book asshole saying "nevvew" instead of just fucking pronouncing "nephew" right.

Delete this right fucking now you have been exposed as a furry

Matt why

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Oh no no no

Delete yourself