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come on now, even ***I*** have two real life friends

we used to shitpost so much and do so many interesting things together irl

how can i possibly be doing better than you

like operating innawoods with machetes and hiking on mountains

No, Krieger was just dumb and gay and tranny was smart and gay, I'm pretty sure hiruzen is straight.

the fucking guy hiked up a 1000m hill wearing slippers

I wish I could give hiru a big old bro hug right now

what a lad

he could bury his face in my chest and have the cry he's been holding in all this time

this was funny at first but now im jsut sad

And I'd stroke the back of his head and go shhhh, shhhh

it's okay we learn and move on

that's just how things are

i'm perfectly fine

Anyway, you shouldn't feel bad for stabbing bad people and killing them

All these Platitudes...

Also stabbings are hilariously low fatality.

Care to test that hypothesis?

he nicked my arm and I stabbed him in the chest

So he's probably not even dead, just a further drain on society

maybe I should've just....disarmed him

heh

did you all really have such violent childhoods?
i really feel left out here

but fuck if I know, I was 16 in malaysia at the time

My childhood want violent just fucked u

Up

My childhood was violent, but not sexually.

Well we all kind of caused out own suffering except hiruzen. Maybe I overreacted to scissors being thrown at me in anger, maybe matt needs to learn to not cause head trauma and maybe pawp needs to stop being a ticking time bomb.

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does hiruzen deserve the suffering he has?

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*Yes*.

for sure

100%

He's the one who almost walked into the noose

70:30

His autism saved him

it's okay, i'm sad so others can be happy

but hiru, youre making me sad