Message from @Matthew

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2019-05-23 05:00:00 UTC  

How many friends do you have? Post a picture of your hands indicating the number

2019-05-23 05:00:03 UTC  

That's not right

2019-05-23 05:00:03 UTC  

I have you guys, the guys on IRC, the guys on /g/

2019-05-23 05:00:08 UTC  

>John doesn't wish success for those around him. He laughs down at them

2019-05-23 05:00:15 UTC  

Disgusting

2019-05-23 05:00:18 UTC  

about 9 friends that I truly hang out with

2019-05-23 05:00:18 UTC  

do you not know any real people, hiru?

2019-05-23 05:00:51 UTC  

but the only real friend I have is this absolute unit from high school

2019-05-23 05:01:00 UTC  

he's an /ak/ autistb

2019-05-23 05:01:01 UTC  

The path you're going down, Hiru

2019-05-23 05:01:13 UTC  

you're gonna be the next Krieger

2019-05-23 05:01:15 UTC  

😿

2019-05-23 05:01:20 UTC  

come on now, even ***I*** have two real life friends

2019-05-23 05:01:22 UTC  

we used to shitpost so much and do so many interesting things together irl

2019-05-23 05:01:31 UTC  

how can i possibly be doing better than you

2019-05-23 05:01:42 UTC  

like operating innawoods with machetes and hiking on mountains

2019-05-23 05:01:52 UTC  

No, Krieger was just dumb and gay and tranny was smart and gay, I'm pretty sure hiruzen is straight.

2019-05-23 05:02:05 UTC  

the fucking guy hiked up a 1000m hill wearing slippers

2019-05-23 05:02:06 UTC  

I wish I could give hiru a big old bro hug right now

2019-05-23 05:02:07 UTC  

what a lad

2019-05-23 05:02:21 UTC  

he could bury his face in my chest and have the cry he's been holding in all this time

2019-05-23 05:02:40 UTC  

this was funny at first but now im jsut sad

2019-05-23 05:02:41 UTC  

And I'd stroke the back of his head and go shhhh, shhhh

2019-05-23 05:02:59 UTC  

it's okay we learn and move on

2019-05-23 05:03:08 UTC  

that's just how things are

2019-05-23 05:03:19 UTC  

i'm perfectly fine

2019-05-23 05:03:20 UTC  

Anyway, you shouldn't feel bad for stabbing bad people and killing them

2019-05-23 05:03:26 UTC  

All these Platitudes...

2019-05-23 05:03:29 UTC  

Also stabbings are hilariously low fatality.

2019-05-23 05:03:51 UTC  

Care to test that hypothesis?

2019-05-23 05:03:55 UTC  

he nicked my arm and I stabbed him in the chest

2019-05-23 05:03:58 UTC  

So he's probably not even dead, just a further drain on society

2019-05-23 05:04:07 UTC  

maybe I should've just....disarmed him

2019-05-23 05:04:08 UTC  

heh

2019-05-23 05:04:10 UTC  

did you all really have such violent childhoods?
i really feel left out here

2019-05-23 05:04:19 UTC  

but fuck if I know, I was 16 in malaysia at the time

2019-05-23 05:04:32 UTC  

My childhood want violent just fucked u

2019-05-23 05:04:33 UTC  

Up

2019-05-23 05:05:08 UTC  

My childhood was violent, but not sexually.

2019-05-23 05:05:30 UTC  

Well we all kind of caused out own suffering except hiruzen. Maybe I overreacted to scissors being thrown at me in anger, maybe matt needs to learn to not cause head trauma and maybe pawp needs to stop being a ticking time bomb.

2019-05-23 05:05:48 UTC  

📽