Message from @vruh
Discord ID: 589242238459052034
My prostate exam wasn't gay at all
I got scared during it, so my doctor put his hands on my shoulders to reassure me
hold my hand bro, im going in
just look away bro it'll only take a second :^)
just like camp
never had a male doctor check my ass, they usually go and get a female nurse
no guy is comfortable having a dude go up his chute, they must know that but american ""healthcare""
i went hospital and half the staff fondled me
childrens hospital, which is probably why
children are so cute and small and cuddly
protecc them at all costs
r u a nonce m8
Once I was having terrible testicle pain and I got fondled by two decently attractive Asian new student girls
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my appendix died but the pain was a little lower and so bad i went hospital
They said my nuts were "beautiful" and "very symmetrical"
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nice nuts friend
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could've been me but as a trap
let that sink in for a moment
Dear, I have never had an effeminate build, ever. You are genetically inferior and destined for beta status. @Hiruzen<:blobconfused:589100793420972042>
<:mirin_head:589212110542602240> fellow lefty
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Why THe FUck
matt got a hand emote
what the fuck
Somebody up there loves me
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End times are coming
At least mods are using it to have fun
Yeah, I'm not gonna be surprised when I wake up and either my account has been nuked, or this entire server.
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Live it up while we can lads