ask for a 2nd opinion

My prostate exam wasn't gay at all

I got scared during it, so my doctor put his hands on my shoulders to reassure me

hold my hand bro, im going in

just look away bro it'll only take a second :^)

just like camp

never had a male doctor check my ass, they usually go and get a female nurse

no guy is comfortable having a dude go up his chute, they must know that but american ""healthcare""

i went hospital and half the staff fondled me

childrens hospital, which is probably why

children are so cute and small and cuddly

protecc them at all costs

r u a nonce m8

Once I was having terrible testicle pain and I got fondled by two decently attractive Asian new student girls

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my appendix died but the pain was a little lower and so bad i went hospital

They said my nuts were "beautiful" and "very symmetrical"

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nice nuts friend

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nice nuts bro

could've been me but as a trap

let that sink in for a moment

Dear, I have never had an effeminate build, ever. You are genetically inferior and destined for beta status. @Hiruzen<:blobconfused:589100793420972042>

<:mirin_head:589212110542602240> fellow lefty

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Why THe FUck

matt got a hand emote

what the fuck

Somebody up there loves me

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End times are coming

At least mods are using it to have fun

Yeah, I'm not gonna be surprised when I wake up and either my account has been nuked, or this entire server.

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Live it up while we can lads