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Are we still acting like I'm insulted by being called fat?

Oh, I was cleared to drink, blood pressure is still slightly elevated regardless of alcohol or caffeine consumption.

What could *possibly* be making you so stressed?

> "I'm not an alcoholic!"
> specifically asks if he's allowed to drink again at his doctor's appointment

I laff

Well I didn't ask explicitly

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The doctor already knows what he wants.

So, what're you drinking tonight, bud?

"the cheapest vodka I could find, no plastic bottle"

That Mi Pad 4 doesn't look half bad

Used to being disappointed with specs when looking

Nothing?

I don't drink every night

Okay, but tell the truth.

I did go back to drinking my usual amount of coffee.

At the doctor with gf, haven't even checked in yet because some dipshit woman in front of us is trying to give the lady an address in fucking Switzerland

Poor porco

@Matthew ask the dipshit for some chocolate or some gold

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck very original.

Thank you

I take pride in my shitty late night jokes

Shut up weeb

Anyone playing new CTR?

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You know, since those books have come out post partum depression has skyrocketed.

We get it, John, you don't trust doctors

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that u?

<:brainlet:589104479887032330> "did you know that once people knew how to diagnose an illness, more people started getting diagnosed with it? How mysterious!"

we should just stop inventing illneses then<:alithink:327930371796893698>

>Remove all illnesses from the DSM-5
>mental illness eliminated overnight

Galaxy Brain tier

they made transgender not a illness and fortnite an illness

And soon insurance providers won't be required to bankroll hormone therapy. They played themselves

The diagnosis parameters are the same, the 20% increase in anhero attempts also speaks volumes to the quackery that is the psychiatric field.

If people are feeling worse for longer and trying to kill themselves more despite a massive increase in clinical time with mental health professionals don't you think someone is fucking up thier job?