Never have kids

Indees you should not

Save us from the bad genes

>can't even read

!answer what is the heaviest object in the universe

Oh

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Bantz from beyond the grave

But the living have the last laugh

Ease off the alcohol there john

🤔

Are we still acting like I'm insulted by being called fat?

Oh, I was cleared to drink, blood pressure is still slightly elevated regardless of alcohol or caffeine consumption.

What could *possibly* be making you so stressed?

> "I'm not an alcoholic!"
> specifically asks if he's allowed to drink again at his doctor's appointment

I laff

Well I didn't ask explicitly

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The doctor already knows what he wants.

So, what're you drinking tonight, bud?

"the cheapest vodka I could find, no plastic bottle"

That Mi Pad 4 doesn't look half bad

Used to being disappointed with specs when looking

Nothing?

I don't drink every night

Okay, but tell the truth.

I did go back to drinking my usual amount of coffee.

At the doctor with gf, haven't even checked in yet because some dipshit woman in front of us is trying to give the lady an address in fucking Switzerland

Poor porco

@Matthew ask the dipshit for some chocolate or some gold

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck very original.

Thank you

I take pride in my shitty late night jokes

Shut up weeb

Anyone playing new CTR?

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You know, since those books have come out post partum depression has skyrocketed.