Not recently no

I don't like my women like my coffee

I like my women like my coffee, in another dimension

my fetish

why does that look so much like ejaculation

Because that's what your mind wants to see

You fucking homo

oh no

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@Cole it's actually photoshopped footage of matt sticking his balls in it

same effect

sick fuck

>implying I have that much cum to blast

why don't you blast thick ropes @Matthew

Because gf keeps stealing it before it can build up

You just shoot dust at this point

Yikes

first semen, then air, then dust, then blood

Probably why I have a bladder infection right now tbh

Excessive nutting

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I wish I was volcel

>"step on the scale please"
>"does it go that high?"

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Matthew, making nurses laugh while they hold jars of my piss

are you gonna make it matt

100% of people that go to the doctor eventually die

its a fact

I took a piss but it feels like there some left over in my dick, yet nothing more comes out

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wring it out, my dude

@Millwood push until a vein pops in your head

But I don't want to die

drink more water til you have to pee again

Manlets eternally BTFO

is youre peepee ok

also what is the metric for respiration

16 *what*