oh no

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@Cole it's actually photoshopped footage of matt sticking his balls in it

same effect

sick fuck

>implying I have that much cum to blast

why don't you blast thick ropes @Matthew

Because gf keeps stealing it before it can build up

You just shoot dust at this point

Yikes

first semen, then air, then dust, then blood

Probably why I have a bladder infection right now tbh

Excessive nutting

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/521945580201836544/603562460288647187/1523150381200.gif

I wish I was volcel

>"step on the scale please"
>"does it go that high?"

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Matthew, making nurses laugh while they hold jars of my piss

are you gonna make it matt

100% of people that go to the doctor eventually die

its a fact

I took a piss but it feels like there some left over in my dick, yet nothing more comes out

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wring it out, my dude

@Millwood push until a vein pops in your head

But I don't want to die

drink more water til you have to pee again

Manlets eternally BTFO

is youre peepee ok

also what is the metric for respiration

16 *what*

\>6'

must be faked

I thought you were taller than me @Matthew

we all did, we were wrong

that was his plan, but he goofed up by revealing he is a heightlet

imagine not being 6'2

that is something i cant imagine

same

@Goz3rr how tall are you