I wish I was volcel

>"step on the scale please"
>"does it go that high?"

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Matthew, making nurses laugh while they hold jars of my piss

are you gonna make it matt

100% of people that go to the doctor eventually die

its a fact

I took a piss but it feels like there some left over in my dick, yet nothing more comes out

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wring it out, my dude

@Millwood push until a vein pops in your head

But I don't want to die

drink more water til you have to pee again

Manlets eternally BTFO

is youre peepee ok

also what is the metric for respiration

16 *what*

\>6'

must be faked

I thought you were taller than me @Matthew

we all did, we were wrong

that was his plan, but he goofed up by revealing he is a heightlet

imagine not being 6'2

that is something i cant imagine

same

@Goz3rr how tall are you

6'2

Right

187cm in normal units

I'm glad I'm not taller now, actually

Still need to bend for nip doors

Getting a little tired of it

i always thought it would be cool to be like 8 feet tall, but it would make lots of stuff a pain in the butt

i already have to tilt my head in most older houses, and i'm not even that tall

several of my coworkers are 190-200cm tall

Yeah being tall isn't really that great

Especially in Asia

It's fun though

Damn just-over-knee-height sinks

My back don't like it but it's fun sometimes yes

Same