Message from @Tervy

Discord ID: 553257662440144907


2019-03-07 15:43:00 UTC  

you'll be dead soon

2019-03-07 15:48:35 UTC  

>smart
>no headphone jack

2019-03-07 15:48:38 UTC  

More like retarded

2019-03-07 15:48:54 UTC  

lol

2019-03-07 15:49:02 UTC  

gottem

2019-03-07 15:49:19 UTC  

it's also a rebrand of a *Elephone U2*

2019-03-07 15:50:04 UTC  

i love how its name includes "pop"

2019-03-07 15:50:14 UTC  

is it full of magic purple smoke

2019-03-07 15:50:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527849695020580866/553243097132171284/Elephone-U2.jpg

2019-03-07 15:50:57 UTC  

They just put a Energizer logo on it and enlarged it for their huge battery version

2019-03-07 15:51:00 UTC  

still same phone

2019-03-07 15:51:17 UTC  

yeah

2019-03-07 15:52:30 UTC  

Who would've thought that a battery company would not suddenly materialize a phone manufacturing division, and would simply use an exisiting phone and add a larger *gasp* battery

2019-03-07 15:55:03 UTC  

Right?

2019-03-07 16:04:52 UTC  

i remember reading somewhere that this was some kind of marketing probe tactic to see how many people expressed interest in actually "big battery" phones

2019-03-07 16:05:17 UTC  

because the R&D for such a pilot product is pretty small: stick a big battery on some noname chiphone

2019-03-07 16:11:16 UTC  

@Windatica the people that want big battery also want headphone jack

2019-03-07 16:33:57 UTC  

Where the fuck are my small phones

2019-03-07 16:48:25 UTC  

jelly

2019-03-07 16:49:20 UTC  
2019-03-08 16:58:00 UTC  
2019-03-08 21:21:10 UTC  
2019-03-11 18:05:45 UTC  

not this retard

2019-03-11 18:05:51 UTC  

>will this be my new daily driver

2019-03-11 18:05:55 UTC  

>omg what a breakthrough

2019-03-11 18:31:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527849695020580866/554733174924509187/Screenshot_at_2019-03-11_15-31-12.png

2019-03-11 18:31:40 UTC  

new thonkpad battery

2019-03-11 18:31:46 UTC  

battery company sents this pdf

2019-03-11 18:31:51 UTC  

sends*

2019-03-11 18:31:56 UTC  

fucking karate kid what

2019-03-11 18:34:32 UTC  

absolute madman

2019-03-11 18:34:36 UTC  

opening chink pdfs

2019-03-11 18:35:40 UTC  

$40 battery 🤔

2019-03-11 18:35:57 UTC  

the chinks are trying to meme

2019-03-11 23:52:00 UTC  

could you upload that somewhere

2019-03-11 23:52:09 UTC  

i cant find it on google

2019-03-12 11:49:59 UTC  

^

2019-03-12 13:04:31 UTC  

Yeah

2019-03-12 13:04:41 UTC  

I checked the PDF, it has nothing malicious