Message from @Matthew

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2019-06-04 10:06:02 UTC  

what about the meme railgun

2019-06-04 10:06:21 UTC  

m-muh zumwalt class destroyers

2019-06-04 10:07:02 UTC  

the meme of destroyers yes the zumwhythefuck

2019-06-04 10:07:56 UTC  

even tho i came buckets when i read paper about its radar array

2019-06-04 10:07:58 UTC  

look, I'm all up for railguns and big booms

2019-06-04 10:08:04 UTC  

also this

2019-06-04 10:08:16 UTC  

but why does a single ammo round cost $25000

2019-06-04 10:08:23 UTC  

it's a literal piece of metal

2019-06-04 10:08:33 UTC  

sure, it's some alloyed metal but still

2019-06-04 10:08:48 UTC  

what requires precision machining etc probly

2019-06-04 10:09:00 UTC  

you dont want that thing to turn sideway in magnetic field

2019-06-04 10:09:06 UTC  

but seriously though

2019-06-04 10:09:08 UTC  

inside the rail

2019-06-04 10:09:18 UTC  

i came buckets when reading about the radar array

2019-06-04 10:09:32 UTC  

toss a roll of quarters in there, probably just as good

2019-06-04 10:09:34 UTC  

americans did it again

2019-06-04 10:10:39 UTC  

i mean that thing has probly enough power if it focus cones a city that there is no working wireless signals of any form in that city until it turns the power down

2019-06-04 10:14:42 UTC  

but shows greatly the idiotic adventures where human goes (waste budget) to ~~kill each other~~ protect peace

2019-06-04 10:15:30 UTC  

the great power of lobbying and "we must spend money to get more money"

2019-06-04 11:52:03 UTC  

reminder that everything in china explodes but the bombs

2019-06-04 13:20:37 UTC  

@Hiruzen because military contractors don't work for cheap, and if the military doesn't spend their budget, it gets decreased the next year

2019-06-04 13:20:55 UTC  

That's why there's also $400 toilet seats on battleships, and ludicrously expensive office supplies

2019-06-04 21:24:30 UTC  

that must be a nice toilet seat

2019-06-04 21:28:54 UTC  

So, in other words, if they didn't overspend on crap they didn't need, they wouldn't get the money they wouldn't need the next year?

2019-06-04 21:29:39 UTC  

yeah the way government spending works is you have a set budget

2019-06-04 21:30:34 UTC  

if you spend all that budget, its like "well i guess you need the whole budget" and you gat that much money again next year (or you can ask for more)

2019-06-04 21:31:57 UTC  

but if you have money left in the budget when the year ends, its "you clearly didnt need that big of a budget" so your budget gets cut

2019-06-04 21:33:09 UTC  

so you make sure you spend all the money you are given, so you dont get less next year

2019-06-04 21:43:13 UTC  

yeah, so it's what I said

2019-06-04 21:43:49 UTC  

they spend their budget on stupid shit, so they can spend their budget on more stupid shit the next year

2019-06-04 21:44:06 UTC  

one of those fancy japanese toilet seats

2019-06-04 21:49:57 UTC  

id love a jap toilet, imagine a robot washing your ass while singing anime theme songs to you

2019-06-04 22:55:06 UTC  

you can hire an asian to do the same for cheaper

2019-06-04 22:55:16 UTC  

impossible to tell difference

2019-06-04 23:54:06 UTC  

You can buy heated seat warm and cold water bidets on Amazon @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

2019-06-04 23:56:52 UTC  

i know, im going to get one one of these days

2019-06-04 23:57:08 UTC  

Just make sure to install the pipes right

2019-06-04 23:57:48 UTC  

Back washing shit water is a very minor risk even if incorrectly installed but it is one

2019-06-04 23:58:12 UTC  

what do you mean

2019-06-04 23:58:30 UTC  

its possible to hook it up in such a way that my ass gets blasted with shit?

2019-06-04 23:59:01 UTC  

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two you remind me of this for some reason

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527849695020580866/585618547133251594/8SlvytL_d.jpg