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2019-06-04 10:10:39 UTC  

i mean that thing has probly enough power if it focus cones a city that there is no working wireless signals of any form in that city until it turns the power down

2019-06-04 10:14:42 UTC  

but shows greatly the idiotic adventures where human goes (waste budget) to ~~kill each other~~ protect peace

2019-06-04 10:15:30 UTC  

the great power of lobbying and "we must spend money to get more money"

2019-06-04 11:52:03 UTC  

reminder that everything in china explodes but the bombs

2019-06-04 13:20:37 UTC  

@Hiruzen because military contractors don't work for cheap, and if the military doesn't spend their budget, it gets decreased the next year

2019-06-04 13:20:55 UTC  

That's why there's also $400 toilet seats on battleships, and ludicrously expensive office supplies

2019-06-04 21:24:30 UTC  

that must be a nice toilet seat

2019-06-04 21:28:54 UTC  

So, in other words, if they didn't overspend on crap they didn't need, they wouldn't get the money they wouldn't need the next year?

2019-06-04 21:29:39 UTC  

yeah the way government spending works is you have a set budget

2019-06-04 21:30:34 UTC  

if you spend all that budget, its like "well i guess you need the whole budget" and you gat that much money again next year (or you can ask for more)

2019-06-04 21:31:57 UTC  

but if you have money left in the budget when the year ends, its "you clearly didnt need that big of a budget" so your budget gets cut

2019-06-04 21:33:09 UTC  

so you make sure you spend all the money you are given, so you dont get less next year

2019-06-04 21:43:13 UTC  

yeah, so it's what I said

2019-06-04 21:43:49 UTC  

they spend their budget on stupid shit, so they can spend their budget on more stupid shit the next year

2019-06-04 21:44:06 UTC  

one of those fancy japanese toilet seats

2019-06-04 21:49:57 UTC  

id love a jap toilet, imagine a robot washing your ass while singing anime theme songs to you

2019-06-04 22:55:06 UTC  

you can hire an asian to do the same for cheaper

2019-06-04 22:55:16 UTC  

impossible to tell difference

2019-06-04 23:54:06 UTC  

You can buy heated seat warm and cold water bidets on Amazon @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

2019-06-04 23:56:52 UTC  

i know, im going to get one one of these days

2019-06-04 23:57:08 UTC  

Just make sure to install the pipes right

2019-06-04 23:57:48 UTC  

Back washing shit water is a very minor risk even if incorrectly installed but it is one

2019-06-04 23:58:12 UTC  

what do you mean

2019-06-04 23:58:30 UTC  

its possible to hook it up in such a way that my ass gets blasted with shit?

2019-06-04 23:59:01 UTC  

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two you remind me of this for some reason

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527849695020580866/585618547133251594/8SlvytL_d.jpg

2019-06-05 00:00:52 UTC  

No, for most warm water bidets it takes warm water from the sink, the way bacteria grow it can back flow and there are stop valves to prevent that

2019-06-05 00:00:52 UTC  

i dont think you have to be 600 pounds to realize that washing your ass with water is superior to wiping with dry paper

2019-06-05 00:01:15 UTC  

Some people are prideful of stupid things

2019-06-05 00:02:00 UTC  

oh i didnt know about backwash, ill keep that in mind for when i get one

2019-06-05 00:23:22 UTC  

fucking americans too fat to wipe lmao

2019-06-05 00:29:25 UTC  

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2019-06-05 00:29:33 UTC  

Almost all bidets are Asian tho

2019-06-05 00:29:41 UTC  

With some French but those aren't people

2019-06-05 05:38:33 UTC  

Asians too beta to wipe their ass

2019-06-05 05:38:42 UTC  

Frenchies aren't human beings

2019-06-06 02:27:43 UTC  

***satania.gif***

2019-06-06 02:54:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527849695020580866/586024973227786260/1559589237126.png

2019-06-06 02:54:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527849695020580866/586024978479185930/1559598872192.jpg

2019-06-06 02:54:27 UTC  

ITODDLERS BTFO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527849695020580866/586025081717784576/satania-gif-1.gif