I didn't make any of that up. Those are all real Canadian things haha

😂

Spent some time at Harvard. Two of the dorms were called Pennypacker and Wigglesworth. Now THOSE are good white names. Unmistakably white.

Pennypaker sounds more like a Yale name.

That's like a wasp name

Sounds like a Jewish mock name

Apparently Yale is Jewish. Just found that out.

Charles London Pennypacker

Waspiest name ever

Working at the penny press. Good bloke.

I aspire to have a name that flexes my power level before I even state my political views

tfw boring surname

Roman

Victor

I was gonna make a joke name but the mods would get mad at me haha

Yeah I was trying to think of one I could get away with but came up snake eyes.

Brb gonna legally change my name to Chris Retakeconstantinople.

Mine was gonna be very...very ...offensive haha

Low key

Very bad optics

Nice restraint.

Ohhh it's a good one though haha

PM me fam

Can I buy a vowel

Haha no I'm not even

H isn't a vowel

🤔😂

And that will be the end of that haha

Speaking of wasp names, I’ve suddenly remembered Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Good ol’ Triple H.

When I was little I unironacally loved pro wrestling

Same

But I’m happy I did

Stone cold Steve Austin was the man

Got me interested in physical fitness

One day I want to have a Stevewesier with stone cold

Give me a hell yeah!!

Yup hell yeah

Hell yeah. Anyways, I’m gonna get some much-needed rest. Goodnight for now!

Later doggy

Goodnight bro