Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 573558338822995979


2019-05-02 03:51:33 UTC  

hmm, okay, someday when I move house or simply decide I'm 100% done with chink shit, I'll go all in

2019-05-02 03:52:11 UTC  

"Corporations aren't people!" Is fine and all, but lying and theft is nigger-tier any way you slice it

2019-05-02 03:52:24 UTC  

.. I wonder how easy it would be to photoshop a crack on a phone screen <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-05-02 03:56:31 UTC  

Just because bugmen act like bugs, doesn't make it okay for you to be a bugman

2019-05-02 03:56:50 UTC  

youre tying really hard to convince yourself its ok to be a piece of shit

2019-05-02 03:57:35 UTC  

meh, honestly I've just been thinking hypothetically, and making conversation, I'm too much of a pussy to actually do shit like this

2019-05-02 03:57:38 UTC  

Gaylords like you drive prices up for the rest of us <:deletdis:560200664794398741>

2019-05-02 03:58:06 UTC  

yeah youre making some great conversation, pal

2019-05-02 03:58:12 UTC  

riveting stuff

2019-05-02 03:58:55 UTC  

dnt bully <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2019-05-02 03:59:00 UTC  

it's kinda envy-able seeing all the shit eaters getting away with backstabbing and cheating, and actually going far in life doing it

2019-05-02 03:59:18 UTC  

Also <#531212403858472967>

2019-05-02 03:59:38 UTC  

oh I forgot there was an off-topic chat

2019-05-02 04:57:54 UTC  

Why would you Photoshop a crack on the screen when you can find photos of a cracked screen with no watermarks

2019-05-02 04:58:20 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2019-05-02 06:54:25 UTC  

just use one of those fake screen crack apps dear <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-05-02 08:49:30 UTC  

Chink label-maker tape review: Bretty good. Occasionally I get one where the gloss layer and backing layer are slightly misaligned, but I can usually poke it back into place and only lose a few inches, maybe up to a foot. I think of all these, minus the one legit Brother brand one, I had three where I took issue, but the vendors for this kinda stuff are super chill and made it right.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/573430859097571336/JPEG_20190502_014721.jpg

2019-05-02 08:49:36 UTC  
2019-05-02 08:53:02 UTC  

I am both mildly excited and annoyed that I apparently ordered 6 rolls that are actually ribbon, not adhesive labels in the neat colors I thought I ordered, but actual gift wrapping ribbon.

2019-05-02 13:57:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/573508365549043713/Screenshot_20190502-105657__01.jpg

2019-05-02 17:16:04 UTC  

Had to dispute on this. Chink was being radio silent on extending purchase protection and it still hadn't arrived after like 60 days .I also kind of figured out that maybe I shouldn't have a golden noose hanging off my waist

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/573558338298839050/Screenshot_2019-05-01-22-16-02.png

2019-05-02 18:49:27 UTC  

$5 for a bit of bent metal? weoww

2019-05-02 18:52:22 UTC  

that's nothing people here routinely overpay for heated up and processed sand

2019-05-02 18:59:49 UTC  

Imagine paying money for liquefied dinosaur and burning it to move a bunch of bent metal around

2019-05-02 18:59:54 UTC  

Lol brainlets

2019-05-02 19:04:41 UTC  

when you phrase it like that i really wanna get some liquefied dinosaur for my bent metal animal

2019-05-02 19:09:17 UTC  

*imagine believing dinosaurs existed*

2019-05-02 19:25:55 UTC  

Imagine imagening the believe that dinosaurs existed

2019-05-02 19:46:52 UTC  

i cant even *imagine* something so *absurd*

2019-05-03 03:36:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/573714507680055308/HTB1DD5EXyzxK1RkSnaVq6xn9VXay.jpg

2019-05-03 03:38:21 UTC  

you tell em, robot!

2019-05-03 03:39:35 UTC  

What kind of idiot thief tries to pick a glass door

2019-05-03 03:39:39 UTC  

literally just smash it in

2019-05-03 03:41:28 UTC  

a *sneaky* one

2019-05-03 04:29:40 UTC  

I prefer to simply cut the glass with my razor sharp jaw line

2019-05-03 04:30:00 UTC  

jk I aint got no fucking jaw line 😦

2019-05-03 04:30:13 UTC  

feels bad man

2019-05-03 04:40:07 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-05-03 08:41:56 UTC  

good morning hustlers

2019-05-03 09:54:03 UTC  

good morning bugmen lets get this dispute

2019-05-03 12:43:40 UTC  

fuck beast mode, i'm going bourgeois mode

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/573852174828830720/1556887327255.png