Yeah, I didn't mean to start a whole thing about the guy

and again, I'm sure he's very nice.

Ahahaha

I'm gonna be wearing a floral bucket hat to the conference

@John O - Hell yeah

Good that’s the only acceptable attire

You’ll be turned back at the door if not

I’m the bouncer

Well, we know what merch to make next @Papa Pizzagate <:teehee:381917632359563264>

@Papa Pizzagate no dude this is a good conversation to have

these are dope

because apparently you can be a pretty ugly dude but still get a good looking wife if you have a good personality or whatever

I have a sudden urge to go fishing now. 🤔

The only thing you can fish for in those hats are QTs

Fact check: true

Tfw no looks or personality. <:sad:366743316475281408>

I look okay

I look decent

I can never tell how I quite look because attractiveness is a bit subjective

Some girls find me attractive some don’t

I mean

I guess I've at least got height (6'4"), and some artistic talent. <:pepe:359012488920039424>

I'm a bit biased towards myself of course

but if you subtract the bias I probably look average

I’d rather look average than ugly

I’m funny, interesting, a little eccentric, enjoy the outdoors, average looking, and not a soyboy

That’s better than like 95% of guys

Which applies to all of us here I assume

We are the 5%

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You don’t have to look like a Greek god to get a girlfriend fellas

Doesn't hurt though. <:4dchess:439923932062154782>

True

I just want a girl who isn’t fat

That’s really all I ask for

Plenty of ways to help yourself out, as Ian said earlier. No weird jewelry, no ugly tattoos, you can dress well, etc

All my tattoos are very well done. 😎

Being in shape + healthy is honestly the best thing that you can do. Good physique, drink plenty of water + good diet so you have clear skin and a healthy tone.

A guy with a good physique in jeans and a white t-shirt will look infinitely better than a fat man in a $5000 suit.

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