Sunny side up, fam

>Coffee
>Not drinking the boiling hot water straight out of the Kürig

>not putting the beans in ur mouth then adding the boiling water to brew the coffee in your mouth

I've never been one for coffee. <:sad:366743316475281408>

@Asatru Artist - MD Are you even American bruh?

Soft boiled eggs are the most implicit type of eggs fams prove me wrong

Soft boiled?🤔

I need to google this

For me to like coffee I need to put copius amounts of creamer/sugar in it that I might as well drink a soda

Oh it’s just like hard boiled white part then runny yolk

Over easy egg is best egg

@fgtveassassin I’m ashamed to say I enjoy the various Starbucks blends like Pumpkin Spice

Eat yolk with wheat toast

Idk how I got past the interviewers with a secret like that 😂

Dry scrambled 💪

> not salt curing your eggs

Scrambled eggs, bacon, toast with peanut butter is the way to go my dudes

>not smoking your eggs

>not pickling your eggs in a brine made from the salt of your enemies' tears

Smoked eggs unironically sounds delicious

You can definitely pickle eggs

Egg jerky

>Not mixing your eggs with Bratwürsts and grilled onions with garlic powder

You gotta put eggs in the sand for months until the poisonous compounds in them die out, then dig them up and smoke cure them

Bruh. That's a Korean/Filipino thing... 🤢

Forget spam and eggs- hákarl and eggs

>Not getting your eggs straight from the chicken.

>not reaching into the chicken to get the egg before it gets the hard shell

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hákarl

>not eating the chicken before it lays eggs

Shark? Yummy

Bruh why you starving lmao like 😂 like just put the eggs in the ground to grow more eggs nibba lmao

Can’t you eat shark eggs too. Pretty sure that’s a thing

Yeah, not so much if you read the process.

Shark eggs? I don’t think so. They lay them in a weird pouch. I think there’s a kind of shark that actually births live young too.

Why do you think they call them *egg plants* duh

Speaking as a Swedish-American, no meat-based entree from Scandinavia is actually edible.

Breddy much just baked goods.

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I rarely eat meat, but pickled herring is actually pretty good.

Pickled herring. Not *sour* herring. The stuff of nightmares.