although i’m still on the old testament, not sure what I’ll read when i get to the new, i’ll try to find the oldest translation i possibly can, could use some suggestions honestly

book

nomad

its called Our dumb sentury

century

New testament isn't as fun though

Someone took a picture of a real newspaper and added it to a book?

no

That happens all the time

Cite your sources

the creators

of the book

the onion

Cite your sources

got it

the real old testament has all sorts of stories taken out of the satanic translations

satanic...

So, you're saying this was completely made up?

https://www.metafilter.com/121265/Every-Year-of-the-Twentieth-Century-Lampooned-by-the-Onion

yes

Well it could be

Riiiight

it was a gag book

by the creators

Most selling

also

The book seems sketchy

It's basically a satire on 20th-century events, written as if The Onion was a real newspaper publishing at that time.

yeah, satanic. i was a protestant, was hard to accept i was part of satan’s religion but i have, they took out of the bible, its a horrible sin, you go to the lowest pit of Tartarus for that

This doesn't give any context as to how they know it's fake, nor demonstrating such.

Just claims

not clames

the book was made in 1999

Find me a single proof on the entire website

I just skimmed it over several times, looking for a single bit of proof

It just makes claims with no citations that do actual work dissecting anything

Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source Paperback – March 23, 1999

https://www.amazon.com/Our-Dumb-Century-Presents-Headlines/dp/0609804618/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1457347707&sr=1-1&keywords=our+dumb+century

you don’t need that book to realize our country is owned by the federal reserve, and the federal reserve is owned by jews, and jews are the synagogue of satan, ergo we’re Satan’s Kingdom. National pride is the first victim of learning the truth, imo we’re the dragon of revelations

That's not proof

It being in a book literally means nothing