Good to be here

I've heard good things

What's that from?

Kek

A 2006 documentary? Were electric cars even a thing back then?

Oh

That'd actually make sense

Hand crank gang top tier

Bring it back dammit

You lost me

How'd they repossess the cars?

I'm sorry babe I can't help it

Willing to change my mind though

That shit's going way too fast, it looks like

Ok but how

The suit's pretty thin too tbh

Hi soldz

Fair enough

Ah ok

Oh I see it now

That is pretty weird

To be clear I think faking this kind of stuff during the space race is a very plausible conspiracy with a clear motive and also something that would be easy to fake. I still think the earth is round, but am open to other ways of thinking regarding that.

I am curious, though. For what reason would anyone have to keep such a secret?

I haven't done much research on this topic, or any conspiracy for that matter. From what I've heard, it's tied to religion in some way. I want to hear your thoughts on it.

Ok

Not really, no

Are there really that many rich satanists?

If so then I joined the wrong religion.

Lots of music artists

I always wondered why music went downhill in the 90s and now I can blame satanism

How much money would be required to keep everyone else in the world from finding the world's edge?

There'd be a lot of things that would have to be done on the regular.

That's the main goal here, isn't it? To keep everyone from finding an edge?

That's a terrible plan

Yes it does.

There has to be a reason

So it is definitely happening for some reason but nobody knows why or how

People used to believe it was flat, right? Why'd they change their mind?

An alexa arrived at my house the other day and we have no idea who sent it

Ah

I thought the church supported the flat earth theory

Ok

Didn't you say it was tied to atheism and satanism though?

So they made a religion that worships god in order to disprove his existence?

Fair enough, but why did atheists and satanists team up to establish catholicism?

So how is catholicism killing christianity?

It's related

Because apparently satanists and atheists teamed up to establish catholicism in order to destroy christianity and promote flat earth

Oh? Do you have a different explanation?

Flat earth of course

We were talking about the motive behind hiding the fact that the earth is flat

You said jk when you said it was true so I assume you have a different theory?

I don't think anyone would dedicate so much time and resources for no reason.

Therefore a reason would definitely be relevant in this context.

Many people would have to be involved, and there would have to be a specific goal in doing that.

In order to believe such a conspiracy, I'd need both a how and a why. I have been provided with neither thus far.

Ok so what reasons do you have that might be behind it?

I can think of reasons, I just want to know yours.

We've established that there are many satanists in power. It'd make sense for them to want to secularize the world, since it would be in line with their goals to keep people from believing in god. Creating a narrative wherein they teach that the earth is actually a globe and many things can be explained through science would allow them to achieve that goal. I still doubt that there would be so many people that would be willing to go along with such a plan but that's the main reason I can think of.

I also don't think atheists would be linked to this conspiracy, since it shouldn't matter to them whether or not people believe in god.

So they're keeping flat earth a secret so they'll have an excuse to go to space?

Couldn't they do that anyway?

Neat

It'd make sense if going to space wasn't their true intention.

But if they could go to space either way there's not really a point.

Fair enough

What do they do up there, then?

They gotta be if they're trying to keep flat earth a secret.

What

There's nobody actually in the space station. They just livestream a guy pretending to float.

Interesting

Is there just a ceiling, then?

Ah

Of course

Just tires specifically or...

Yeah we'd need some sort of atmosphere surrounding the earth for that

Unless gravity exists, but it doesn't

Gravity is a myth

If there is a ceiling, and there is a vacuum on the other side, would poking a hole in the ceiling kill everyone?

Ok hun fair enough

So why does air get thinner as you gain altitude?

Also if the earth was flat, wouldn't we have a similar problem with the oxygen falling off the edge?

Or does gravity just go the other way on the other side?

How would it get back, then

It's a mystery

But my model is a bunch of bs so I guess I shouldn't be talking.

To be clear though space itself isn't a vacuum. Spacecrafts and the like are pressurized and filled with air. Space is relatively empty, which makes for extremely low pressure. This is what causes space to act like a vacuum. It's not constantly sucking.

What lol

Gravity doesn't just go one way

I thought you believed in it

My bad

So how can you explain the whole not floating away phenomenon?

Also I just figured there's an edge since it's flat

Not sure how it wouldn't have one.

It doesn't just go on forever, after all.

There can't be a finite flat plane without an edge, hun.

Ah ok

Where does all the oxygen come from, then?

Either an infinite supply is coming from somewhere or it finds its way back after falling off the world's edge.