During the Mexican American war, a strong Mexican warrior climbed up a small hill. He ripped his shirt off and twitched his pectoral muscles violently and screamed "Gonzaleeeeeezzzz!"
On the other side of the battlefield, another Mexican warrior stood on top of a fortification, likewise twitching his sweaty, bare chests and screamed "Fernandeeeeeezzzz!!!"
A beam of light emitted from their chests and joined at the center of the battlefield, high in the sky. It exploded into a million colors and flashes.
The American army recovered from the blinding display however, walked on and trashed the Mexican army nonetheless.
