Learning Udmurt for entirely wholesome reasons

I learned Dothraki

Way more useful

lmao imagine telling a girl you speak Nenets 😂

I think ill stick with guitar and singing for now lol. Maybe ill learn some bushmen click tongue down the road

Learn guitar

Its an unfair advantage at Jesus camp but Darwin don't care

^^

learn hurdy gurdy

I've actually heard of people learning languages to impress girls

A man of culture!

The hurdy gurdy is awesome

Isn't the guitar market supersaturated?

Knowing a bit of Spanish has been handy

I personally haven't impressed any girls by learning Russian or Ukrainian but that's not why I'm learning it

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN they dont care about the guitar, they care about the vocals

Unless you can play like clapton

Maybe French would impress a girl idk

@Jacob In high school I attempted both Romanian and Farsi for that purpose

You were going to attract girls by telling them you speak... Romanian and Farsi?

No fren, I was (separate years) hung up on girls who spoke those languages

oh lmao

Specific individuals

I've heard of guys doing that too, learning a specific language to impress a specific girl

Thats a lot of effort for one girl

You would have thought by the second linguistic fail-go-round I would have known better

When I was in middle school this black girl that had a crush on me tried learning a few Polish phrases 😂

Oneitis is a terrible disease

Hey DRUMPFTH, stop funding African AIDS and start curing oneitis

@Jacob Had some black lady hit on me at the gym. Awk convo

To be honest, I don't think that's even a good way to attract a girl. If a girl learned Polish *just* to impress me, I'd think she's kinda desperate.

Cashiers

@Jacob I was the black girl, so to speak.

@Sam Anderson lmao the black cashier at Safeway seemed really into James when we were hanging out a few weeks ago, it was hilarious

Its just like what.

I would feel pity for black women, as they are the least pursued category... but then I have had to deal with them at work and no longer care lol

I stopped being compassionate for anyone of that persuasion after i learned about south africa

American normie/apolitical blacks have little to do with that.

Given the opportunity, they would do the exact same thing to us

Probably.

A few boomer church mamas maybe wouldn't.