First thing I would tell those 215-year-old is open your eyes and look directly into the eyes of the person you’re kissing make an emotional commitment look deep into the soul before you take things any further

That's kinda old

Two. 15 yr olds. Hahahah

speech to text is a blessing

Yeah. I love its short comings

It’s like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re going to get

I'm gonna make an emotional commitment to those ashes and stick my fingers deep inside the urn

I love how it makes things awkward when you use it in public

Like a bathroom

🤔

When's the last time any of you took a shit?

Hmmm. I usually give one. Not take one

Jus sayin

I'm concerned, this is unhealthy

Have you been speaking with your GE?

I take a mild laxative every night. Helps the fiber out

I sh¡t at least 6 times a day

Ooof

ok clown

Oofy

I can't stare at my loved one while kissing

It's weird for me

https://www.theonion.com/tips-for-getting-unsafe-elderly-drivers-off-the-road-1832234082?jwsource=cl

Someone told me to try it and I couldn't

Rear end them

You get 200 points if they don't live 😎

Anal car sex is not good

It's hot tho

Good grief. 😹✨🤦🏼‍♂️

Hopefully I don't let out another sh¡t while it's happening tho

Dhcxbhhfgjg

That would be gross

):

Ha

"Oh frick I'm about to release my carbon emissions all over you" ;)

>~>

https://entertainment.theonion.com/most-anticipated-tv-shows-of-fall-2019-1837470314

They need to make a show about a poop dealer

He deals out all wares of the fecal kind 😎