@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 reeee

Where am I allowed to send my image that proves that the Earth is flat?

Anyone?

Is there any way someone could add a conspiracy to the list of roles?

I wish to have Matt Groening Time Travel conspiracy role

malnitition

Matt Groening is a time traveler and that's a fact

X - doubt

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 I'm a time traveler myself 😎

Then why are there other time traveler roles

Unless people believe it to be true ):

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 reee

Do. It.

(:

At a certain point there's no such thing as coincidence when Matt Groening has predicted who knows how many event that have happened 👀

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 be quiet woman

Matt Groening is time traveler, after a certain point, the jig is up and everyone knows bc even though there's no technology of that sort today, he might be from the future, and he time traveled 😎

There's too much "coincidence" to be a coincidence

A mason?

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 woman.

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 a lot of things, but primarily for you to be my friend 😎

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 bc I have large pinis

):

From my basement.

Idc about gun rights or anything just so long as the Mongolian children in my basement are hard at work 😎

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Sharpshooter

@A Search for Roche's Rifle whats the farthest you've ever hit a target or object from?

My record is like 2 feet

But at least it was a headshot

*ooh got em 😎*

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 I can also snipe

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 if you know what I mean but you probably don't bc I don't even know what I mean

I usually snipe whenever I feel like it

I ain't ever killed anyone but I usually shoot them right in the face

It's a mystery to me

My son likes to try and arm wrestle me a lot

I usually beat him lmao

And then I arm wrestle him

?

Too late.

I have great hindsight

aka I like to look at people's 'hinds

Aha we went the same route there

I'm 41

I feel old among you all

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 how old are you?

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 I'll call your mom

but I think she's sleeping anyways and I wouldn't wish to wake my gf 😎

If I'm feeling frisky and it's just me and my wife at home, I walk into the living room, look above the mantle, grab her ashes, and go to town 😎

I laughed a bit too hard at the ashes joke.

She's prepared for the hurricane but not a sudden act of arson by someone on the Internet 😎

I guess she got a bit

*wrapped up*

Ooh they're cooking it already 😎

Australia is just British Florida

who tf would ever name anything "Dorian"

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 your new name is Dorian

Japan just needed a drink to wash down all the houses and buildings the earthquake swallowed

Oh no

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 are you Epic's kid?

I'm just a retired tropical storm ):

I drowned someone 😎

Lmao I'll rue the day

Thank you Maxwell

I'm too interested in how a Sea-Doo reproduces

Just shoving fingers into each other

That's me and @𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤's mom

😎

nah that's me and my wife

And then I wave my hand around some and all the ash flies off

The Onion is hilarious lmao

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 looks like an onion

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 that's me and your mom and I put my fingers into her ears ;)

I'll stick my fingers into my own ears 😳

That's kinda old

I'm gonna make an emotional commitment to those ashes and stick my fingers deep inside the urn

Like a bathroom

When's the last time any of you took a shit?

I'm concerned, this is unhealthy

Have you been speaking with your GE?

I sh¡t at least 6 times a day

Rear end them

You get 200 points if they don't live 😎

It's hot tho

Hopefully I don't let out another sh¡t while it's happening tho

That would be gross

):

"Oh frick I'm about to release my carbon emissions all over you" ;)

They need to make a show about a poop dealer

He deals out all wares of the fecal kind 😎

Enderman

I will start dealing my sh¡t here

@Σ5 I might have heard of them

My only streaming service is my peenie weenie when I urinate

Lmao

Where can I send images?

):

But feels good to get sucked 😎

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