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If she's on Omad she can hit ketosis in 24 hours

Plus she's limiting the number of calories she's taking in by eating omad

i wanted to go carb free but im not the one who decides what food i have in the fridge

Do you not have chicken and eggs in your fridge

@thrill_house diet that are supported by celebrity always make me a bit suspicious

And ketosis is a very strict regime you can’t just stop at a certain point

anything supported by a celebrity makes me suspicious

Sure you can

no chicken and not many egg

You will gain everything back

You can stop whatever diet you're on whenever the fuck you want

It's a sink or swim mentality

actually the might be some kievs

blacks ain't people

And if you're out of shape you deserve to gain everything back

i just remembered that dudes are cutting off their dicks

Well no you can’t, if you stop ketosis, you gain everything back/ you gain even more

get me off this planet

Good

If you're consuming bread you deserve to be fat

i dont want to eat bread

Bread and sugar

Those are your enemies

i dont touch sugar

sugar is in alcohol

Vive la baguette

atleast not by choice

isnt bread sugar

does vodka have sugar?

Nah

Glucide and gluten are not the same

Glucide is sugar, and gluten is what you find in bread

Applying for a job at a liquor store

We are looking for team members who are passionate about the drinks industry. Tell us about your passion - we’re interested to know which liquor products you’re most interested in (e.g. red wine, beer, white wine) and how this passion could contribute to the success of the team?

How do I answer this if I don’t drink?

One of you degens write an answer to this for me plz

Im no degen

Where’s spic sauce when u need him Kek

Just write about how wine is a civilizational drink and we might have started to sendenterize bc we wanted to craft beer