good morning

1 workout done

2nd in 1 hour

its 6am here fuckface

i did 445 to 6 bout to go to the boxing gym from 7 to 8 then go to work

shut up nerd

https://tenor.com/view/falling-off-chair-fall-tumble-fat-accident-gif-15958031

found argo

https://tenor.com/view/run-tobias-dog-monkey-funny-gif-16672922

k i needed jippi and tobias this morn

nyet

granny is dead

i gotta get gains

everyone in 2020 that has died, was cuz of covid... apparently

the lebanese who went boom in beirut, totes not a bomb... covid

corona has killed fatties and old people

for the most part

they were on their way out anyway

goddammit i wish i could work from home today

probably can tomorrow

no im not 15

ive been a raging alcoholic for years, been to rehab 3 times in the last 3 years, hospital 6 times, half gallon of vodka a day addiction

if i can quit you can

fine fuck it enjoy a slow death

u obviously dont like drinking cuz ur miserable

if u wanna be miserable keep up what ur doing and dont change

if u want everything to get better, put down the bottle get off ur ass and do it

life is gunna be hard either way, but its a LOT harder when ur drunk all the time

cuz ur going nowhere and stuck in palce

place

the world is gunna leave u behind and ur gunna dig a deeper hole

get up get out and take over the world

i dont really get what that means

im not simpin for no bitch

im just telling her to get her ass off the bottle or fuck it be miserable

cuz ive been thru that shit

>i dont want to be alive
yes u do cuz u wouldnt be sitting here bitching about ur drinking cuz in reality u actually want some things out of life

bulllllshgit

change ur people ur around, places u go, and things u do

if africans werent africans there would be more rhinos

im not

im giving the advice i heard

i havent changed people places and things and i drink on teh weekends

mmmkay lol childish behavior

oh my bad

goddamn its already thursdya

which is good

but this week went by fast

i dunno what that is but i want it

damn that looks dank

i made some balsalmic chicken thighs last night, ~4lbs of em

im getting ox tails this weekend

i have to

alcohol makes u fat

https://tenor.com/view/roseanne-hit-log-bang-ouch-gif-7963312

anything supported by a celebrity makes me suspicious

i just remembered that dudes are cutting off their dicks

get me off this planet

sugar is in alcohol

Ok

>you gimp wally

lmfao

i hate this planet

trannies in the oven

in minecraft

Lol mines open

K im awakw again

I just gapped tbh

Then fuck off pedodamver

Pedodanger

Nerd

Lol i never left

Pedo

Nerd

Terry davis

U wanted war old man

Thats closedangwr

Add being a pedo then its ckose

Close*

At least my internet works

OLD MAN

I'm the last 5 minutes ive woken up and taken a shot and fapped

Yall ever just wake up out of a dead sleep and fap?

Canes

Lol no manx

Kinda

Maybe

Fuck closedanger im tires of his lunatic bullshit and im going to call him out every chance I get

DURRR I TOLD EGYPT IN 2009 TO STOP IT DUUUUUR

Hey bring back este so I can prove closedanger is a pedo

Sweetir

Sweetie

Shes in closedangers freezer

Nerd

K good im old guard

Wave when u sending me nudes bro

Wave send me nudes and il send em to poopy mommy pretending that you are me

Odin send me nudes

Nudes

Gimme