get me off this planet

Good

If you're consuming bread you deserve to be fat

i dont want to eat bread

Bread and sugar

Those are your enemies

i dont touch sugar

sugar is in alcohol

Vive la baguette

atleast not by choice

isnt bread sugar

does vodka have sugar?

Nah

Glucide and gluten are not the same

Glucide is sugar, and gluten is what you find in bread

Applying for a job at a liquor store

We are looking for team members who are passionate about the drinks industry. Tell us about your passion - we’re interested to know which liquor products you’re most interested in (e.g. red wine, beer, white wine) and how this passion could contribute to the success of the team?

How do I answer this if I don’t drink?

One of you degens write an answer to this for me plz

Im no degen

Where’s spic sauce when u need him Kek

Just write about how wine is a civilizational drink and we might have started to sendenterize bc we wanted to craft beer

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i hate myself

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

I hate myself

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fuck off

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who's Myself and why do you hate him

Don't tell me to fuck off you gimp wally

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I got 2 exams tomorrow