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thanks for the support

ahhhh

come onnnnnn

dude

YES

wtf

ban that guy

i shit in the shower, I never use the toilet. I always, with the water off naked, shit in the shower. Then, I sit down and use my special shit chopping butter knife that I keep in my vanity drawer to cut it all up and dissect it. It's very interesting to find out which part of the shit is which meal because some things don't really digest fully, such as mushrooms, some beans, tomatoes, venlafaxine pills (this is how I can exactly tell which meal is which bit because I take my dose at exactly the same time each day) and I can work it out because sometimes there is no venlafaxine pills (they just look exactly the same except slightly yellow) in the shit that it takes normally longer than 24 hours for the food to go from your mouth to become shit, although it varies quite a lot and sometimes (because I take two pills a day) there will be 4 pills and then I know it took two days at least (constipation) and my record is 6 pills but that was when I was taking morphine so at least three days from mouth to ass which is quite a long time. Sometimes, the shit is very very hard and it separates into little pellet balls which I think means I am dehydrated even though I drink tonnes of water and other times it is diarrhea which means I'm sick. Then I become very paranoid about clooging the drain and someone finding what I am doing so that's why I then have to chop it up very very very fine and smush it with the knife. Then, I put the shower on still sitting down and do a gold panning sort of thing with the water so all the small bits slowly go down the drain leaving the larger ones to be chopped up by me. After all of that I then have a normal shower and scrub the floor and my body with antibacterial soap.

Sometimes if I have a very full belly I will go into the shower and do the same thing except make myself vomit, it really is amazing how much you can fit in your stomach

i shit in the shower, I never use the toilet. I always, with the water off naked, shit in the shower. Then, I sit down and use my special shit chopping butter knife that I keep in my vanity drawer to cut it all up and dissect it. It's very interesting to find out which part of the shit is which meal because some things don't really digest fully, such as mushrooms, some beans, tomatoes, venlafaxine pills (this is how I can exactly tell which meal is which bit because I take my dose at exactly the same time each day) and I can work it out because sometimes there is no venlafaxine pills (they just look exactly the same except slightly yellow) in the shit that it takes normally longer than 24 hours for the food to go from your mouth to become shit, although it varies quite a lot and sometimes (because I take two pills a day) there will be 4 pills and then I know it took two days at least (constipation) and my record is 6 pills but that was when I was taking morphine so at least three days from mouth to ass which is quite a long time. Sometimes, the shit is very very hard and it separates into little pellet balls which I think means I am dehydrated even though I drink tonnes of water and other times it is diarrhea which means I'm sick. Then I become very paranoid about clooging the drain and someone finding what I am doing so that's why I then have to chop it up very very very fine and smush it with the knife. Then, I put the shower on still sitting down and do a gold panning sort of thing with the water so all the small bits slowly go down the drain leaving the larger ones to be chopped up by me. After all of that I then have a normal shower and scrub the floor and my body with antibacterial soap.

Sometimes if I have a very full belly I will go into the shower and do the same thing except make myself vomit, it really is amazing how much you can fit in your stomach

i shit in the shower, I never use the toilet. I always, with the water off naked, shit in the shower. Then, I sit down and use my special shit chopping butter knife that I keep in my vanity drawer to cut it all up and dissect it. It's very interesting to find out which part of the shit is which meal because some things don't really digest fully, such as mushrooms, some beans, tomatoes, venlafaxine pills (this is how I can exactly tell which meal is which bit because I take my dose at exactly the same time each day) and I can work it out because sometimes there is no venlafaxine pills (they just look exactly the same except slightly yellow) in the shit that it takes normally longer than 24 hours for the food to go from your mouth to become shit, although it varies quite a lot and sometimes (because I take two pills a day) there will be 4 pills and then I know it took two days at least (constipation) and my record is 6 pills but that was when I was taking morphine so at least three days from mouth to ass which is quite a long time. Sometimes, the shit is very very hard and it separates into little pellet balls which I think means I am dehydrated even though I drink tonnes of water and other times it is diarrhea which means I'm sick. Then I become very paranoid about clooging the drain and someone finding what I am doing so that's why I then have to chop it up very very very fine and smush it with the knife. Then, I put the shower on still sitting down and do a gold panning sort of thing with the water so all the small bits slowly go down the drain leaving the larger ones to be chopped up by me. After all of that I then have a normal shower and scrub the floor and my body with antibacterial soap.

Sometimes if I have a very full belly I will go into the shower and do the same thing except make myself vomit, it really is amazing how much you can fit in your stomach

how can you shit in the shower the shitter is right there

eh too far <:56:402370471347355679>

tfw there's too much garbage to get to the toilet so you use your shit bucket instead

when the toilet is clogged so you shit in the sink

when your gf asks why the sink is clogged

i just have a barrel of acid

Ngl fellas

I'm shiddin on the shower head rn

hell yea

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poop

pee

pee

poo

hmmm......

pee.....

and....

poo.......

mate's gf is fillipina he had to install one of those shower heads on a flexible tube that's regularly found in showers so she could wash her ass after shidding on the toilet. comes from a 3rd world shithole - expects a fucking bidet shidder

i hate fillipinos

i wish they were not catholic

they shit up every catholic church in nz

Send me a Filipina gf

vote for dopamine rush 😄

the fillipina women love me

the mothers wont leave me alone