Message from @Notsoperfect
Discord ID: 617156668953722920
I was heavy in the trees...maybe a little one.
hahah
How tall are these trees @Groot
I see a Cold wind blowing in...
Hey @RickBulow74 Know why a milkin' stool has 3 legs??? Cuz the cow has the udder... 😋
Q: What concert costs only 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
squirrel damage down this time to 6 units
gotta go do an uber/lyft run😂
LOL
Here is a 2 for 1 sale for ya.
Q: What do you call someone else's chesse?
A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: What do you call someone else's fries?
A: Nacho Fries
oh my goodness.. lol
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I heard that somewhere, @ColdBrewedFreedom
Q: What do you call it when a short person waves at you ?
A: A microwave
I will not laugh
I will not laugh
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Q: What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
A: People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol 🤦🏻
lol
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Q: What did one earthquake say to the other???
A: It's not my fault
lol @ColdBrewedFreedom you don't have to leave lol
brb food
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Me too!
Speaking of food,
Q: How much does a pirate pay for an ear of corn?
A: a Buccaneer
Q: What does a foot doctor drive?
A: A toe (tow) truck
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Q: What does the foot doctor get for graduating college?
A: a pedigree.
Brb
An elderly Scottish Jew decides to slow down and take up golf, so he applies for membership at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been rejected. So he goes down to the club to inquire why.
Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?
Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, MacTavish.
Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear the kilt.
Scot: Aye, so do I.
Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under the kilt? Scot: Aye, neither do I.
Secretary: But you are a Jew?
Scot: Aye, I be that.
Secretary: So you are circumcised?
Scot: Aye, I be that, too.
Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.
Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orange-men, and I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus. But this is the first time I've heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club!
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I am on the west side, @ColdBrewedFreedom
Lurking or?
Lurk -eating
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How is @ColdBrewedFreedom this evening, lol