Message from @Groot

Discord ID: 617156052940619777


2019-08-31 00:32:27 UTC  

🀦🏻

2019-08-31 00:33:14 UTC  

@Groot , there is a section of jokes on a message board where I am a member

2019-08-31 00:33:47 UTC  

translation.. he has an endless supply

2019-08-31 00:33:52 UTC  

to fast and furious @RickBulow74 πŸ‘Œ

2019-08-31 00:34:01 UTC  

Q: Why did Batman cross the road?
A: Tune in next week to find out. Same Bat-Time; same Bat-Channel

2019-08-31 00:34:12 UTC  

🀦🏻

2019-08-31 00:34:26 UTC  

Groan Groan Groan

2019-08-31 00:34:38 UTC  

@Notsoperfect I got over 4 dozen figs todayπŸ˜‹

2019-08-31 00:34:45 UTC  

4 dozen wow

2019-08-31 00:34:57 UTC  

Q: What does a Texan Cat say?
A: Meowdy!

2019-08-31 00:35:14 UTC  

did you eat 3 1/5 while you were picking them? @Groot

2019-08-31 00:35:19 UTC  

oh my word Meowdy??????

2019-08-31 00:36:10 UTC  

I was heavy in the trees...maybe a little one.

2019-08-31 00:36:17 UTC  

hahah

2019-08-31 00:36:28 UTC  

How tall are these trees @Groot

2019-08-31 00:36:41 UTC  

I see a Cold wind blowing in...

2019-08-31 00:36:46 UTC  

Hey @RickBulow74 Know why a milkin' stool has 3 legs??? Cuz the cow has the udder... πŸ˜‹

2019-08-31 00:36:50 UTC  

Q: What concert costs only 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

2019-08-31 00:37:01 UTC  

squirrel damage down this time to 6 units

2019-08-31 00:37:17 UTC  
2019-08-31 00:37:49 UTC  

gotta go do an uber/lyft runπŸ˜‚

2019-08-31 00:37:53 UTC  

LOL

2019-08-31 00:38:11 UTC  

Here is a 2 for 1 sale for ya.

Q: What do you call someone else's chesse?
A: Nacho Cheese!

Q: What do you call someone else's fries?
A: Nacho Fries

2019-08-31 00:38:28 UTC  

oh my goodness.. lol

2019-08-31 00:38:49 UTC  

😹

2019-08-31 00:39:01 UTC  

I heard that somewhere, @ColdBrewedFreedom

2019-08-31 00:39:15 UTC  

Q: What do you call it when a short person waves at you ?

A: A microwave

2019-08-31 00:39:25 UTC  

I will not laugh

2019-08-31 00:39:28 UTC  

I will not laugh

2019-08-31 00:39:33 UTC  

πŸ€“

2019-08-31 00:39:55 UTC  

Q: What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
A: People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!

2019-08-31 00:39:58 UTC  

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol 🀦🏻

2019-08-31 00:40:16 UTC  

I can't take it

2019-08-31 00:40:17 UTC  

lol

2019-08-31 00:40:20 UTC  

🀦

2019-08-31 00:40:49 UTC  

Q: What did one earthquake say to the other???
A: It's not my fault

2019-08-31 00:41:01 UTC  

lol @ColdBrewedFreedom you don't have to leave lol

2019-08-31 00:41:35 UTC  

brb food

2019-08-31 00:41:45 UTC  

πŸ—

2019-08-31 00:41:59 UTC  

Me too!

2019-08-31 00:42:24 UTC  

Speaking of food,

Q: How much does a pirate pay for an ear of corn?
A: a Buccaneer