LOL

Here is a 2 for 1 sale for ya.

Q: What do you call someone else's chesse?
A: Nacho Cheese!

Q: What do you call someone else's fries?
A: Nacho Fries

oh my goodness.. lol

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I heard that somewhere, @ColdBrewedFreedom

Q: What do you call it when a short person waves at you ?

A: A microwave

I will not laugh

I will not laugh

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Q: What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
A: People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol 🤦🏻

I can't take it

lol

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Q: What did one earthquake say to the other???
A: It's not my fault

lol @ColdBrewedFreedom you don't have to leave lol

brb food

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Me too!

Speaking of food,

Q: How much does a pirate pay for an ear of corn?
A: a Buccaneer

Q: What does a foot doctor drive?
A: A toe (tow) truck

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Q: What does the foot doctor get for graduating college?
A: a pedigree.

Brb

👍 @Ron Ward

An elderly Scottish Jew decides to slow down and take up golf, so he applies for membership at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been rejected. So he goes down to the club to inquire why.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?

Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, MacTavish.

Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear the kilt.

Scot: Aye, so do I.

Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under the kilt? Scot: Aye, neither do I.

Secretary: But you are a Jew?

Scot: Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So you are circumcised?

Scot: Aye, I be that, too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.

Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orange-men, and I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus. But this is the first time I've heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club!

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I am on the west side, @ColdBrewedFreedom

Lurking or?

Lurk -eating

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How is @ColdBrewedFreedom this evening, lol

Q. How can you tell the blonde waitress is having a bad day?

A. Her tampon is stuck behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!

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Hello @Notsoperfect

Hey there @Red Label

And where has at @RickBulow74 been handing out, the jokes.

How is the painting going @Red Label

Good about finished had to work on some cement and now back on track @Notsoperfect

What were you doing with the cement?

Q: How do you stop a bingo game in an Islamic State controlled area?

A: say "B-52"