Message from @Groot
Discord ID: 617155638669213875
Question: What do you call a pretty pumpkin?
Answer: Gourdgeous
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Q: What did the alien say to the soda bottle?
A: Take me to your liter (leader)
Lol yep
Alien with an accent
Q: What did the horse say to the scarecrow?
A: Haaaay
Take me to your liter....
you betternot be cut and pasting these @RickBulow74 π
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@Groot , there is a section of jokes on a message board where I am a member
translation.. he has an endless supply
to fast and furious @RickBulow74 π
Q: Why did Batman cross the road?
A: Tune in next week to find out. Same Bat-Time; same Bat-Channel
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Groan Groan Groan
@Notsoperfect I got over 4 dozen figs todayπ
4 dozen wow
Q: What does a Texan Cat say?
A: Meowdy!
did you eat 3 1/5 while you were picking them? @Groot
oh my word Meowdy??????
hahah
How tall are these trees @Groot
I see a Cold wind blowing in...
Hey @RickBulow74 Know why a milkin' stool has 3 legs??? Cuz the cow has the udder... π
Q: What concert costs only 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
squirrel damage down this time to 6 units
gotta go do an uber/lyft runπ
LOL
Here is a 2 for 1 sale for ya.
Q: What do you call someone else's chesse?
A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: What do you call someone else's fries?
A: Nacho Fries
oh my goodness.. lol
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I heard that somewhere, @ColdBrewedFreedom
Q: What do you call it when a short person waves at you ?
A: A microwave
I will not laugh
I will not laugh
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Q: What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
A: People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol π€¦π»
I can't take it