Ended up fucking up his call stats for the day

my sister just knocked on my door and said she heard vomiting

kev u could be a guidance counselor homie

🤢

Drink water

i guide the homies

nah i didn't puke my sister's dumb

Throw up in your sisters mouth

how loud u cum?

Sibling bonding

i was strangling myself to some Instagram fart compilations

when your dad cock blocks you when you are getting close with your sister

i can see where the confusion arose

Beat ur dad

Gotta price your dominance

Prove

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what happened to you dirt

>calling him dirt

okay retard

call me dirt 😋

thats like calling faze banks "faze"

call me dad

White people be like “ politeness”

call me mommy

Faze censor

Rug

wHYYYYYYYYY PEEEEPO BE LIKE "pass the water, susan" HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

thats like calling punished bob "punished"

Hey tfw no Jewish jf

Jf

Fuck

https://twitter.com/princehubris/status/1022729121456156672

i like how jewish people sound like they're barely jew like they're jew-ish hahah thank you ill be here all night 🎙

slap my ass and call me susan

just want to make a grape joke about jewish couples

feelsbadman

Tfw I only know one jew and he’s actually a good guy

^

jews are good people

ur dad?