Message from @powerpuff boy

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2018-07-27 09:57:00 UTC  

Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

2018-07-27 09:57:33 UTC  

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2018-07-27 10:28:42 UTC  

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2018-07-27 10:28:53 UTC  

Pagans making breakfast

2018-07-27 10:30:42 UTC  

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2018-07-27 10:30:54 UTC  

Cute

2018-07-27 10:31:32 UTC  

Having sex with animals to own the christians 😤

2018-07-27 10:39:43 UTC  

Finally back on twitter and it kind of sucks

2018-07-27 10:56:22 UTC  

the 2nd picture...

2018-07-27 11:20:06 UTC  

If I say “I would” does that make me like James Gunn

2018-07-27 11:38:24 UTC  

How do kids like that Hindu last night end up as “strategists” and on nicks show. They should still be getting swirlies at 30.

2018-07-27 11:39:29 UTC  

I hope they get a bad case of Gargol

2018-07-27 11:40:14 UTC  

So is james allsup american pjw now

2018-07-27 11:41:03 UTC  

hes the hapa PJW

2018-07-27 11:41:08 UTC  

Well PJW doesn't have down syndrome so no

2018-07-27 11:42:53 UTC  

Homosexuality is a form of down syndrome

2018-07-27 11:43:15 UTC  

Pjw a homo ?

2018-07-27 11:43:19 UTC  

Ye

2018-07-27 11:43:29 UTC  

Reminder the thing that really kicked off the split between Nick and James is that Nick called James a fag

2018-07-27 11:43:29 UTC  

Woaahh

2018-07-27 11:43:41 UTC  

Oof ouchie

2018-07-27 11:44:05 UTC  

I always suspected he was a fag lol

2018-07-27 11:44:05 UTC  

is mr hard core alt right.... cries about being called a fag

2018-07-27 11:44:17 UTC  

Well the alt right IS gay

2018-07-27 11:44:18 UTC  

I mean pjw

2018-07-27 11:44:19 UTC  

Lol i watched a bit of james' stream and he was talking about getting a cute outfit for a 100 bucks

2018-07-27 11:44:35 UTC  

what i thought was funny was how he called Nick Mr. Fuentes

2018-07-27 11:44:50 UTC  

which is what ex gfs do on those judge shows when you break up with them

2018-07-27 11:44:53 UTC  

James dresses like a retarded frat boy

2018-07-27 11:44:57 UTC  

True

2018-07-27 11:45:08 UTC  

His sense of style is what a 6 year old thinks grown men dress like

2018-07-27 11:46:17 UTC  

yeah he didn't have a good look in that allie stucky vid i saw

2018-07-27 11:46:33 UTC  

needs shave, tan, clean shirt come on man

2018-07-27 11:46:44 UTC  

a white polo does not go with khakis

2018-07-27 11:46:47 UTC  

It just doesnt

2018-07-27 11:46:56 UTC  

but she edited the heck out of him to make him look bad

2018-07-27 11:47:09 UTC  

just like a MSM journo does

2018-07-27 11:47:20 UTC  

she will go far

2018-07-27 11:47:21 UTC  

this is also how I view that one niggas mom on here who's a porn star

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/472369401501450240/FB_IMG_1532692019854.jpg

2018-07-27 11:47:34 UTC  

I feel so bad for that guy