Message from @AlGoreRhythm

Discord ID: 474750725310644225


2018-08-03 01:17:56 UTC  

I imagine myself in the Duchy of Ireland, leading Her Majesty's Royal Fusiliers. Our mission is to stop irsh dogs from advancing. We mow down irsh dogs but they keep coming. We shoot irsh dogs but we run out of musketballs so we lower our pikes and begin slaughtering irsh, since irsh are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. irsh were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see The King of England (the true vicar of Christ) smiling at me, I smile backā€¦ Then I woke up, in England, my homeland. My English brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven.
-On the Reconquest of Hibernia , Chaddington, (278)

2018-08-03 01:18:01 UTC  

done my activist brother together we will win the tweeter war

2018-08-03 01:27:21 UTC  

@Joe the boomer there a braap tonight?

2018-08-03 01:27:34 UTC  

yes

2018-08-03 01:27:42 UTC  

epic

2018-08-03 01:29:12 UTC  

Ahem

2018-08-03 01:29:20 UTC  

***clears throat***

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NIGGER

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Ahem

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**clears throat**

2018-08-03 01:29:48 UTC  

pee

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poo

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poo

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peepoo

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ee

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ok

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what

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do

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u

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want

2018-08-03 01:30:21 UTC  

@Corndog can you pee and poo?

2018-08-03 01:30:26 UTC  

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