mother says to make friends with the jews

together the child can be a cautious friend and survive

http://i.imgur.com/DU7c9SI.png

what does a jewish mother and father do then

teach their child to take over the world wendie

naturally

oh yes duh

mother says to do it by making friends

father says to do it through domination

healthy jew child can do both

😮

Joking aside my goal is still world domination

a child would get in the way for now

My parents never did that.

All I learned from them is how to read hebrew and hook up jumper cables.

Morning

mornin

what's up

Just finished my coffee. Probably going to get gas incase of an earthquake.

wut

You never know, Wendie.

oo ominous

My family has gallons of water saved in the garage incase of anything. We always have at least half a tank of gas in our cars for the case of an earthquake.

oh i read that first sentence wrong

where do you live where earthquakes are that much of a concern

might as well make an underground shelter, you never know when a meteor will fall

They're not a concern but they could happen any day you know?

It's just something we're prepared for

better safe than sorry ig

If there is an earthquake serious enough to where you are in full emergency mode

I don't think there's be roads to drive on

not with that attitude

And tbh being in car during an earthquake is a liability

o

I just ordered a bag

emergency rations

i'm literally leaving my home

I got in a fist fight with my dad and almost knocked him out

cause he kept mocking some parts of me i keep hidden

i'm literally leaving the house

i dont care