So barking up the wrong tree a little bit to classify it as egalitarian.

Yes, "free market" competition as regulated by the state.

Otherwise: Ancap.

Actually with limited state regulation. Close but no cigar.

Yes, so it's egalitarian.

As opposed to an aristocratic, monarchist, or fascist state.

Wait, do you think classical liberals are anarcho-capitalists?

No, but they swim around in the same pool.

And here I thought leftists were retarded

So you would classify anything that promotes equality of opportunity as leftist?

What exactly is retarded about the observation that ancaps and liberals agree that free market competition + individualism is good?

You want to classify egalitarianism as left-wing when it's such a broad and applicable term that it becomes meaningless. That's why the left-right dichotomy is largely useless as a technical classification.

Well, I honestly can't be bothered

I mean where do I go from here

Egalitarianism is left wing

Is it your habit to claim you can't be bothered whenever you say something stupid and indefensible?

To deny that is just fucking stupid

It's just an outright lie

I mean you're just an embittered liberal who hates America

I'm a liberal thanks for telling me. Never knew. I thought I was a fascist but I guess you corrected me.

I've never known a fascist be so ridiculously petty as you

It's impossible to have a discussion because you refuse to agree on definitions

First Left Right egalitarian vs. hierarchicality was "a fucking meme"

Now it's "largely useless"

well then there is no point even discussing anything because your worldview doesn't allow for large categories, apparently

Nobody takes the left-right dichotomy outside of context specific politics, like in America where liberals are the "left" and conservatives are the "right". Outside of American politics, not only is that incorrect but those categories break down.

Yes there's commies and cuckservatives and both of them are left wing

conservatives are left-wing haha it's your fault for disagreeing with me on definitions!!

Fucking moron.

Conservatives are left wing. They're a) Egalitarian b) Pro-Welfare c) For the demographic destruction of whites and d) In favour of a large, interventionist military for left-wing humanitarian causes.

Interventionism has only ever benefited big business though.

I bet this guy is an incel they are the only ones ive seen describe conservitives as left

well, whatever.

Apparently having a functioning brain means I'm an incel. Of course.

I just don't get why this server is called The Right Cafe.

You're not right wing! Not at all!

"Humanitarianism" is the screen for the military-industrial complex. If you think American foreign policy is dictated by humanitarianism you must have been born in the Kennedy era or some shit.

Yes, I agree.

But, that's what it is.

Conservatives say they support it because of left wing things, so they are at least imitating left wingers.

Which left-wing things?