tfw my namesake is going to destroy Hawaii epic style

gonna tell mum to put some tendies on for me

Epic

I'm at a restaurant for them

yummy

Yummy

😋

shit photoshop skills

I should ask if I can pay with good boy points

nigga you in a restaurant and order chicken nuggets

Congrats on James Allsup

He's getting married

What a chad

Brraaaap

all gone

https://twitter.com/amfirstmedia/status/1026155162702770178?s=19

james allsup is like a chad downie

Tbh James is like a 7.5

taking a shit

8 would be too high

no woman is over a 7

Nibba

I'm talking about James

if james was at his peak physique, 8

@dirt kevin this

Good take

@dirt flakes his fiance is like a 6

he's got that downie face which drops him

4

she a a 4

His fiance is cute enough

yeah it depends if he's doing the downie face

James is not retarded to marry a 9/10 woman

the chad downie vs the virgin autist

James Allsup probably eats vegetables and doesn't do livestreams at 3am in the morning

james eats meat like a chad

actual meat not a faggy little patty

from burger king

I eat other mens meat like a chad